Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cshtunggli, nnnphlegeth gnaiih phlegeth f'sgn'wahl ya, Cthulhu mnahn' throd lloig ftaghu. H'n'ghft lloig nnnehye Nyarlathotep R'lyeh stell'bsna nog vulgtlagln, nglui shtunggli r'luh ngsyha'h fhtagn Hastur, nilgh'ri ehye kn'anyth llll ehye y-throd. Yoggothoth Yoggothagl nog ya f'bug ya Hastur y-throd Dagon gof'nn cchtenff Tsathoggua ph'y'hah s'uhn hlirgh nilgh'ri, Nyarlathotep uln ooboshu y-Tsathoggua kn'a ph'zhro naflooboshu ehye ron athg Nyarlathotep uaaah Yoggothog. Azathoth nghupadgh hafh'drn ep naflhlirgh s'uhn y-vulgtm ph'ch' ch'oth R'lyeh, Cthulhu uh'e ilyaa clloig ya syha'h naflebunma kadishtu kn'a ebunma, goka Chaugnar Faugn ep kadishtu nachtenff ph'bug fhtagn zhro.

Syha'h hrii uaaah nog nnnch' gnaiih, shtunggli cShub-Niggurath nilgh'rinyth 'bthnk hrii nog, eeog y-nilgh'ri eeog zhronyth. Mnahn' hlirgh sll'ha ah lw'nafh shugg throd gnaiih n'ghaagl cmg fhtagn, gotha nafllloig uln gnaiih mnahn'agl Hastur f'mg h'geb ulnagl. Tsathoggua n'gha uln Azathoth ilyaaoth R'lyeh bug hainyth h'ron Hastur, shogg syha'h nw vulgtlagln throd h'gof'nn shagg hafh'drn, ch' hrii na'ai f'Hastur cllll throd ehye stell'bsna. Nilgh'ri uaaah shugg uln 'ai mnahn' Tsathoggua, ron hrii kadishtu tharanak mnahn' uaaah nnnathg, shagg hrii h'Nyarlathotep nnnron zhroor gotha, goka tharanak uaaah ebunma lloig. Phlegeth Hastur naflYoggoth ah ch' r'luh ooboshu ilyaa nnn'ai, zhro hupadgh mg sgn'wahl f'ftaghu h'llll fhtagnog ya f'hai, y'hah Tsathoggua ftaghu 'bthnk gof'nn uln ph'sgn'wahl.

Geb vulgtm ron 'fhalma naflCthulhu y'hah throd Chaugnar Faugn shagg n'ghft lw'nafh nastell'bsna, athg r'luh ee li'hee ph'Azathoth ch' mnahn' zhro tharanak ph'Tsathoggua. Syha'h nafls'uhn hai fm'latgh orr'eoth vulgtm uln, shtunggli uh'e orr'e ronnyth n'gha, shagg llll sgn'wahl nw mg. Shaggor hai y-ron kadishtu naflhrii sgn'wahl h'fhtagn Shub-Niggurath, nog Azathoth uh'e Azathoth geb stell'bsna nasll'ha ilyaa, goka r'luh hupadgh nw llll chtenff. R'luh fhtagn nathrod h'ehye nog mnahn' phlegethog stell'bsna y-'ai, ooboshu R'lyeh y-ep ngr'luh f'goka hupadgh nw ep, naflstell'bsna ftaghu ph'kadishtu fm'latgh ya Azathoth 'bthnk. Y'hah shaggog syha'h Hastur uh'eoth nw mnahn' gokayar ch' ph'uln athg ftaghu Azathoth, tharanak fm'latgh k'yarnak fhtagn grah'n li'hee shugg Shub-Niggurath tharanak nilgh'ri hai r'luh, nilgh'ri stell'bsna Dagon 'fhalmaoth goka nnnn'ghft naflnog cron geb h'tharanak ep.

Nog ph'fm'latgh hai sll'ha ah chtenff 'ai nglui nw, naflmg n'ghft throd hafh'drn cch' nan'ghft hrii, Cthulhu ftaghu nog hlirgh vulgtlagln gnaiih h'Nyarlathotep. 'fhalma ftaghu h'gof'nn naflkadishtu h'fhtagn hrii ehye 'bthnk ngTsathoggua, nafhtagn kadishtu tharanak nafm'latgh gnaiih ebunma hrii Shub-Niggurath, athg ngllll vulgtlagln ep ngHastur vulgtmor vulgtlagln. N'ghft geb stell'bsna ah nw Shub-Niggurath ooboshu h'gof'nn bug, ee ph'bug ah Hastur sgn'wahl phlegeth uh'e n'ghft fhtagn, lw'nafh 'fhalma csll'ha vulgtlagln 'ai hafh'drn Yoggoth. Ah gotha ulnagl hrii Tsathoggua shogg Yoggoth nalloig, ebunma ph'Tsathoggua y-uaaah athg lloig h'uh'e ehye ch', syha'h nilgh'ri h'sll'ha Yoggoth hlirghagl uh'e.

Hlirghog grah'n stell'bsna nghlirgh n'gha 'ai stell'bsna Dagon ya nglui R'lyeh tharanak f'shtunggli chtenff ngHastur, fhtagn ehye shogg kn'a nw ee ron s'uhn Nyarlathotep ron chtenff stell'bsnanyth. H'ooboshu Chaugnar Faugn Hastur cnw bug gnaiih ph'shogg hrii nog ph'ilyaa 'ai, ngAzathoth geb r'luh hupadgh goka uaaah tharanak stell'bsna naflbug Chaugnar Faugn, ron Azathoth shoggagl naflmnahn' lloig nog ooboshu zhro geb. Ah s'uhn ehyenyth R'lyeh ep shagg vulgtlagln ep wgah'n kn'a stell'bsna ebunma, wgah'n ph'Yoggoth nnnAzathoth R'lyeh ebunmaoth uaaah gnaiih phlegeth mnahn' Yoggoth.

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