Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Source code at Github.
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Y'hah ph'syha'h, mg y-kn'a ehye Shub-Niggurath athg n'ghft lw'nafh mnahn', nog naR'lyeh gotha cfm'latgh gotha naflron. Orr'e chtenff ehye h'tharanak ooboshu hafh'drn kn'a, nw 'fhalmaoth ftaghu wgah'n. K'yarnak nglui mnahn' y-Yoggoth shagg li'hee hlirghoth Yoggoth h'ron 'ai, chtenff y'hah h'Dagon nnnsll'ha n'ghft ebunma c'fhalma ilyaa y-gotha ph''ai, gnaiih ph'mg shtunggli y-ya wgah'nyar n'ghft ron ee. Uh'eoth grah'n R'lyeh syha'h ya nagnaiih phlegeth kn'a tharanak k'yarnak, ph''ai ph'r'luh Azathoth gof'nn hainyth lw'nafh ee mg, n'gha wgah'n gnaiih f'athg ftaghu tharanak y-Nyarlathotep hafh'drn. Mnahn' naflk'yarnak R'lyeh uh'eor 'aiog shogg Dagon wgah'n goka ron Yoggoth orr'e gnaiih, sgn'wahl athg ron 'fhalma kadishtu r'luh 'bthnk Chaugnar Faugn athg hupadgh athg.

Fhtagn wgah'n yaog Hastur vulgtlagln h'nglui y-nw, shogg uln cgoka Dagon hupadgh phlegeth r'luhoth, geb gothaog bug Dagon lloig. Y-hlirgh sgn'wahloth naShub-Niggurath navulgtlagln sll'ha nilgh'ri r'luh naflshugg, r'luh naflep hrii tharanak gnaiih ngron mg, llllyar ngnog ngn'gha uaaah c'fhalma athg. Ep kn'a h'gof'nn vulgtlaglnagl sgn'wahl tharanak ngnilgh'ri nnnch' ph''bthnk f'fhtagn, n'gha ilyaa h'ron phlegeth n'ghft hupadgh f'sll'ha ph'ep Nyarlathotep R'lyeh, mnahn'yar ee sll'ha gof'nn ron ya shogg uln. 'bthnk nog ilyaaoth shtunggli ph''ai cvulgtlagln Nyarlathotep ron hupadgh ngehye goka, gof'nn shagg mg hafh'drn Dagon sll'ha nglui hrii goka 'bthnk, stell'bsnaagl lw'nafh naehye hupadgh shugg nw ngsyha'h hafh'drn Shub-Niggurath.

Hai shugg lw'nafh uaaah nilgh'ri y-vulgtm y-Yoggoth ftaghu goka cfm'latgh, y-gotha uln goka ilyaaagl ngilyaa ah h'orr'e hrii, kn'a f'shagg Shub-Niggurath Tsathoggua Yoggothor k'yarnak r'luh R'lyeh. Hlirghyar lw'nafh nog shugg nnn'ai ngYoggoth nnnli'hee, uln h'uh'e n'ghft nach' hupadghyar nnnAzathoth h'geb, ehye f'nw r'luhagl nilgh'ri lw'nafh. Hafh'drn ooboshu sgn'wahl ah gotha hlirgh shtunggli n'ghft, sgn'wahl phlegeth vulgtlagln nahupadgh sll'ha. Yoggoth f'mnahn' Shub-Niggurath stell'bsna ph'shugg phlegeth ep shoggog lloig nnnbug Azathoth nilgh'ri n'ghft naTsathoggua, hrii goka gotha naflsyha'h orr'eoth uh'e Nyarlathotep Azathoth h'n'ghft 'bthnk lw'nafh. N'ghft nglui mg f'hrii nnnllll ep Azathoth yanyth ngkn'a Cthulhu ee lw'nafh, hupadgh ch' Yoggoth sll'ha goka n'ghaog athg h'lloig shoggagl uln, ftaghuoth sll'ha y-kn'a Dagon ehye ah Azathoth lloig uaaah shagg.

Sgn'wahl s'uhn Hastur wgah'noth shtunggli orr'e Cthulhu wgah'n, gotha y-Tsathoggua ngShub-Niggurath bugog goka h'lw'nafh k'yarnak, R'lyeh 'fhalma f'fhtagn vulgtlagln gotha ftaghu. Lw'nafh f'k'yarnak y-n'gha Shub-Niggurath ebunma ya Azathoth cya sgn'wahl vulgtlagln y-geb naflmnahn', naflChaugnar Faugn kn'a clloig vulgtlagln uh'e nw uaaahnyth kn'a gof'nn h'Yoggoth f'ron shagg, ep ee li'hee Tsathoggua nawgah'n nglui Azathoth cuaaah Azathoth kadishtu. Ron wgah'n llll hupadgh ebunma nw Tsathoggua shagg Yoggoth syha'h kn'a, n'ghft ee uh'e Cthulhu zhro ya ep hai syha'h, li'hee kn'a geb nagoka gnaiih nafl'fhalma ph'nw Cthulhu nnnChaugnar Faugn. Uaaah y-Azathoth orr'eor tharanak ilyaa Yoggoth Shub-Niggurath y'hah naflilyaa cnglui, ya ph'hafh'drn Tsathoggua s'uhn lloig uaaah shtunggli nglui, gnaiihor hafh'drnoth nnnNyarlathotep k'yarnak li'hee ebunma lloig ng'ai.

Shub-Niggurath ee ebunma kn'a sll'ha chtenff Dagon gof'nn, shugg vulgtm bug lloig hai uh'e kadishtu, ya geb czhro fm'latgh Dagon nanglui. Nnnee nw r'luh 'bthnkor Cthulhunyth nafllloig h'R'lyeh fhtagn grah'n ron kadishtu, nwnyth naorr'e ckn'a nnnnog Azathoth gnaiihog ron vulgtlagln nilgh'ri, bug shugg nnnr'luh stell'bsnaor Cthulhu nahupadgh f'hupadgh mnahn' Hastur. Orr'eagl lloig Nyarlathotep nilgh'ri Shub-Niggurath n'ghft Tsathoggua vulgtlagln y-chtenff, wgah'n Cthulhu k'yarnak 'ai h'r'luh throd bug.

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