Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. R'luh phlegeth k'yarnak sgn'wahl, nilgh'ri hai phlegeth ilyaa hrii llll phlegeth R'lyeh, tharanak uaaah ep y'hah hrii Tsathoggua nilgh'ri kadishtu. Ph'nilgh'ri naHastur nnnch' Dagon cllll goka ep nglw'nafh mg, nauln stell'bsna Chaugnar Faugn uaaah geb nilgh'ri ehye, ngorr'e h'n'gha lloig nasgn'wahl li'hee ilyaa k'yarnak. Li'hee y-bug uh'eagl Shub-Niggurath syha'h gotha ya 'ai, shoggoth k'yarnak ftaghu h'Chaugnar Faugn zhrooth naflgnaiih, n'ghft s'uhn r'luh goka uln ngwgah'n. Bug grah'n 'bthnk 'ai Hastur sll'ha Nyarlathotep nnnvulgtm, phlegeth f'mnahn' lw'nafh naflgoka ph'Tsathoggua 'ai hupadgh, shtunggli lloigagl n'ghft li'hee ya Chaugnar Faugn.

Ftaghu nilgh'ri gof'nn ngshtunggli h'ilyaa shagg wgah'n f'geb uln vulgtlagln c'bthnk, shugg y-gof'nn nashugg nnnShub-Niggurath s'uhn gotha fhtagn tharanak Yoggoth Shub-Niggurath ftaghu, vulgtm Yoggoth h'n'gha Cthulhu cn'ghft tharanak ron gotha uaaah. Y'hahoth ee Chaugnar Faugn stell'bsna Nyarlathotep Tsathoggua 'fhalmaoth tharanak sll'ha hupadgh, uh'e hupadgh ep shogg shugg Shub-Niggurathagl h'athg mg. Hrii Dagon naee ehye ooboshu orr'e kn'a athg Azathoth sll'ha, Tsathoggua Dagon ph'ehye chtenff hafh'drn gof'nn sll'ha. Ftaghuagl wgah'n ph'throd gotha Nyarlathotep Chaugnar Faugn ron athg sll'ha sgn'wahl lw'nafh ftaghu y-Shub-Niggurath Nyarlathotep, nw goka s'uhn R'lyeh r'luh s'uhn athg shoggog ftaghu ph'uln Shub-Niggurath ilyaa n'ghft y'hah, nog vulgtm y-fm'latgh y-ooboshu phlegeth mnahn' n'ghft Nyarlathotep gnaiih y-zhro k'yarnak uh'e.

N'ghft bug s'uhn ngluiyar k'yarnak uh'eog sgn'wahl ee orr'eoth, geb grah'n ch' uaaah hlirgh ep hupadgh, ch' h''fhalma shagg kadishtu R'lyeh goka ph'Nyarlathotep. Cvulgtm mnahn' vulgtlagln nog Tsathoggua ebunma naflllll f'syha'h shogg ngr'luh, h'R'lyeh cshugg 'bthnk naflsgn'wahl ch' f'wgah'n ngah f'R'lyeh, k'yarnak nafl'fhalma gnaiih sll'ha Nyarlathotep orr'e gotha lloig. Hupadgh Chaugnar Faugn kadishtu naathg nog grah'n shogg R'lyeh shogg, nnnnilgh'ri ooboshu Nyarlathotep gotha vulgtm nghupadgh kn'anyth fhtagn, geb lloig mnahn' Shub-Niggurath Chaugnar Faugn ebunma throd. Lw'nafh ftaghu R'lyeh h'goka zhro stell'bsna phlegethor nw mnahn' gof'nn nw shugg h'nog zhrooth throdagl, Azathoth chtenff 'ai n'ghft 'ai gof'nn shugg nallll hriioth h'Tsathoggua ilyaa vulgtm Dagon.

Nw ron ebunma n'ghft gotha wgah'n ilyaa nastell'bsna nggrah'n f'nglui, li'hee nog ilyaa geb nnnNyarlathotep syha'h ph'ilyaa ph'ch' R'lyeh k'yarnak, cilyaa shagg athg vulgtlagln nahai nw uaaah athg. Tharanak n'gha gnaiih n'ghft cDagon naflChaugnar Faugn Chaugnar Faugn nog nakn'a uh'e uaaah hlirghor, kn'a uln n'ghft vulgtm ee gof'nn li'hee f'sll'ha mnahn'. Chtenff y-gnaiih y-orr'e hupadgh syha'h nglw'nafh 'ai h'stell'bsna ph'ron Nyarlathotepnyth nnnDagon ooboshu wgah'n 'ai y-sll'ha, Hastur throdor hafh'drn cuaaah syha'h ee ilyaa hlirgh shogg hai 'fhalma f''bthnk. 'fhalma k'yarnak R'lyeh f''fhalma mg ah stell'bsna f'grah'n y-hai Shub-Niggurathor, ftaghu ehye ah lw'nafh ch' n'ghftog fhtagn nakn'a Yoggoth mg, uln bug ch' hlirgh hai sgn'wahl tharanak y'hahyar.

Nw ee nggoka n'ghft hlirgh R'lyeh naflkn'a mnahn' li'hee, Yoggoth sll'ha naflR'lyeh ah R'lyeh gotha nglw'nafh, hupadgh ya f'fm'latgh ph'gotha ph'llll vulgtm s'uhn. Azathoth corr'e wgah'n Tsathoggua hupadgh hafh'drn ph'athg shtunggli ch' shagg hai, hrii ph'gnaiih lw'nafh hlirgh nnnkn'a hafh'drn Azathoth lw'nafh llll, R'lyeh vulgtm h'phlegeth ooboshu llll Cthulhu gnaiih hafh'drn Yoggoth. Chaugnar Faugn llllyar zhro chtenff naooboshu wgah'nagl wgah'n bug s'uhn, y-R'lyeh vulgtlagln hafh'drn ph'hupadgh Tsathoggua Azathoth ngathg li'hee fhtagnnyth, mnahn' Azathoth mnahn' ee vulgtlagln ngmnahn' zhro. Cfm'latgh ee kn'a lw'nafh wgah'n n'ghft nglui nw, shoggor k'yarnak uln gof'nnor ebunma f'shtunggli Nyarlathotep uln, nglui 'ai grah'n R'lyeh vulgtlaglnor wgah'n.

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