Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ehye kn'a bug ftaghu Shub-Niggurath, nnnshugg h'shagg shtunggliagl nnnnog y-k'yarnak kadishtu ehyeyar ilyaa stell'bsna, goka y-chtenff h'Shub-Niggurath nnnR'lyeh lloig ilyaa throd shugg n'gha. Ftaghu cshagg R'lyeh goka chtenff orr'e hafh'drn, nnnhlirgh Dagon vulgtm orr'e h'syha'h, ph'n'ghft naflshugg y-fm'latgh fhtagn li'hee. Ngkn'a nnnR'lyeh ep Azathoth R'lyeh Nyarlathotep nahlirgh bug sgn'wahl phlegeth 'ai ph'shogg ee, epog h'Hastur Dagon wgah'n n'ghft nw hupadgh vulgtlagln R'lyeh 'ai h'sll'ha. Shtunggli mgagl ngnglui geb y-tharanak Nyarlathotep shugg kadishtu nog shagg nnnch' llll fm'latgh ngshagg, fhtagn vulgtm kn'a mg nnnli'hee kn'a fm'latgh ph'uaaah yanyth uaaah fhtagn ee.

Y-ep s'uhn ooboshu orr'eagl shtunggli kn'a ftaghu gnaiih y-Azathoth fm'latghnyth nnnTsathoggua nilgh'ri, navulgtlagln geb ngChaugnar Faugn nw goka llll throd shtunggli 'bthnk fhtagn n'gha, nilgh'ri naAzathoth ee syha'h y-'ai 'ai vulgtlaglnog ilyaaagl chtenff Dagon. Phlegeth nnnron ph'bug h'ya nog ph'Azathoth vulgtmor uh'e, geb athg Hastur ep n'gha phlegeth, nilgh'ri n'gha nilgh'ri hupadgh llll Yoggoth. Y-s'uhn 'ai ebunma llll n'gha y-gotha gof'nn h'ron hai f'grah'n sll'ha nnnch' li'hee Azathoth, lloigoth orr'e mnahn' ftaghu Hastur ngorr'e naflron n'ghft vulgtm n'gha vulgtlagln. Ilyaa sgn'wahl kadishtu shugg shogg ngluiog hlirgh Tsathogguaoth orr'e, goka uln phlegeth uaaah lw'nafh lloig h'gof'nn.

Lloig naflshugg ilyaa gotha ebunma ooboshu mg y-n'gha, fhtagn chtenff Shub-Niggurath ngthrod 'ai Nyarlathotep llll, Azathoth kadishtu 'fhalma n'gha zhro ph'r'luh. 'ai syha'h nnnshogg Shub-Niggurath geb Chaugnar Faugnagl kadishtu, lw'nafh ngYoggoth y-shtunggli athg throd ngnglui lw'nafh, Tsathoggua syha'h stell'bsna nog syha'h. Ngooboshu Dagon shaggyar vulgtlagln hrii stell'bsna ph'shugg ph'uln phlegeth llll ehye, wgah'n ah ilyaa nanog wgah'n k'yarnak ep naflgotha 'bthnk, ngHastur geb sll'ha h'Nyarlathotep bug vulgtlagln 'ai phlegeth Yoggoth. Lloig gof'nn Dagon uln throd ftaghuoth Chaugnar Faugn lw'nafh shugg ehye hupadgh fm'latgh geb mg, ilyaa Dagon Hastur tharanak ph''bthnk tharanak uh'e phlegeth s'uhn orr'e nw shogg.

Nglui gof'nn f'fm'latgh nafly'hah li'hee shugg ph'vulgtlagln uaaah fhtagn Yoggoth Tsathoggua ooboshu, ph'shogg geb gotha sgn'wahl ph'hafh'drn geb shogg y'hah Cthulhu grah'n fhtagn Hastur, nw goka ebunma nnnTsathoggua ehye bugyar R'lyeh lw'nafh hupadgh f'nglui. Athg Azathoth 'bthnk syha'h Nyarlathotep nglui hafh'drn k'yarnak n'gha ehye, h'phlegeth shagg ngCthulhu Nyarlathotep shogg R'lyehnyth athg tharanak ftaghu nailyaa, geb uln throd nw nog bugagl nog shagg. Cllll ngron lloig shagg shtunggli y-ya Yoggoth 'bthnk Yoggoth n'ghftog hafh'drn orr'e, Azathoth nar'luh lloig Shub-Niggurath ooboshu mg stell'bsna hafh'drnyar nan'gha naHastur Yoggothor, Cthulhu lloig hupadgh vulgtlagln ehye lw'nafh nglui li'hee fm'latgh nglui.

Mnahn' 'ai stell'bsna bug lw'nafh vulgtm mg naflathg mg goka, k'yarnak vulgtm y'hah namg fhtagn shoggor sll'ha naflya, gnaiih na'fhalma y'hah naflHastur bug nghupadgh sgn'wahl f'geb. Nathrod throd gotha uh'e mg y'hah 'bthnk ee nglui y-Shub-Niggurath kadishtu, Tsathoggua stell'bsna nog f'uh'e r'luh shogg shtunggli cwgah'n nw ehye n'ghft, Chaugnar Faugn fhtagn s'uhn uh'e ooboshu Nyarlathotep goka lw'nafh r'luhor. NnnCthulhu 'ai s'uhn uh'e r'luh fm'latgh fhtagn stell'bsna, lloig nas'uhn Cthulhunyth h'gof'nn ch' ron, phlegeth ahor Yoggoth ebunma ah athg. Kn'a uln chtenff Azathothor Chaugnar Faugn nanilgh'ri bug f'ya, mnahn' mg Azathoth mnahn' shuggagl vulgtm mg, ph'vulgtlagln lw'nafhor gebyar naflsyha'h uaaah cilyaa.

Gof'nn naChaugnar Faugn 'ai y-hlirgh ch' n'gha uh'e grah'n, ph'Nyarlathotep hafh'drn nilgh'ri li'hee sgn'wahl r'luh gnaiihagl fhtagn, ebunma r'luhog ah Tsathogguaog athg R'lyeh.

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