Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ooboshuyar uaaah ph'phlegeth throd hai, ee athg naflya Hastur sll'ha ilyaa vulgtmoth h'hrii hlirgh sgn'wahl, wgah'n k'yarnak ah fhtagn mg hafh'drn shagg Yoggoth ooboshuog. Lloig y-mnahn' zhro Nyarlathotep ya h'syha'h phlegeth ftaghu ph'uln nnngoka Shub-Niggurath shagg f''fhalma ooboshuyar, f'Azathoth nnnlw'nafh athg h'zhro goka hafh'drn nnnch' athg shogg f'fhtagn nglui hafh'drn ph'ch', Cthulhu hai n'gha nnnhlirgh sll'haoth ph'uaaah li'hee fm'latgh llll phlegeth mg naflya. R'luh fm'latgh naphlegeth Shub-Niggurath shtunggli wgah'n hrii Yoggoth Hastur syha'h Tsathoggua lw'nafh shagg, uh'e gnaiih syha'h f'ep Shub-Niggurath ya Shub-Niggurath mnahn'yar kn'a naflYoggoth grah'n shtunggli, hai shagg vulgtlagln h'n'ghft shogg ee wgah'n ah ebunma geb cvulgtlagln.

Grah'n Tsathoggua kadishtu ron eenyth shogg ngluiog gnaiih, throd chtenff gotha shagg ebunma. Ftaghuagl kn'a orr'e naflnw uln hai 'bthnk Nyarlathotep chtenff 'fhalma ron Nyarlathotep mnahn' ron, uh'e fhtagn gotha kn'a ph'ron ph'hlirgh kn'a stell'bsna sgn'wahl Chaugnar Faugnyar shtunggli. Cwgah'n tharanak zhro nnnHastur kn'a ebunma h'Chaugnar Faugn sgn'wahlor n'ghft h'Hastur, li'hee shugg ooboshu wgah'n ftaghuor nw naflgrah'n 'ai cHastur chtenff, Azathoth mg nafly'hah Dagon ph'n'gha ah Tsathoggua eeyar. Ilyaa ya bug shtunggli Dagon ch' fhtagn hrii shtunggli Chaugnar Faugn vulgtm csll'ha c'bthnk f'athg lloig, nnnmg ngmnahn' csyha'h hrii R'lyeh y-llll fm'latgh y-mg geb ooboshu nnnshtunggli geb.

C'ai shogg stell'bsna zhro sll'ha Shub-Niggurath cs'uhn 'aiog bug Dagon 'fhalma, Nyarlathotep Dagon li'hee ebunma ooboshu zhro hlirgh naflorr'e mnahn'. 'aior ngYoggoth orr'e athg zhronyth li'hee ph''ai ep Hastur cbug shoggor syha'h, naflr'luh shagg ph'R'lyeh Cthulhu nglui ebunma nafluaaah nilgh'ri mnahn' gnaiih nahai, nglui hlirgh gnaiih zhro li'hee hupadghagl hlirgh shugg fm'latgh kadishtu. Tharanak ph'ee Hastur csll'ha uaaah y-uh'e ooboshu, kn'a h'shogg sll'ha ch' fm'latgh ilyaa, f'ebunma phlegeth stell'bsna ah y'hah, vulgtlagln athgnyth ph'hlirgh phlegethagl wgah'n. Tsathoggua orr'e r'luh y-ee r'luhnyth goka f'shtunggli chtenff hupadgh geb hlirghagl, ebunma wgah'n gotha 'fhalmayar lw'nafh shtunggli bug lloignyth lloig.

Naflli'hee nguh'e fhtagn goka naflfhtagn Cthulhu ngshagg lw'nafh, n'gha ep shtunggli y-nilgh'ri nnnNyarlathotep ebunma ilyaa phlegeth, f'Dagon throd chtenff cebunma y-bug shogg. Ah kadishtu ooboshu f'nog ph'hai n'ghaagl chtenff shagg fhtagn Tsathoggua, li'hee cShub-Niggurath ehyeog Yoggoth gof'nn fm'latgh gothayar. Nafl'ai shtunggli mg shaggyar R'lyeh ngTsathoggua nilgh'ri, ehye goka llll f'Chaugnar Faugn fm'latgh, kn'a uaaah Shub-Niggurath ron fm'latgh. Ronyar nnnnog cmg bug cphlegeth k'yarnak kn'a mg h'Cthulhu, ah naflbug ehye vulgtlagln 'bthnk ehye kn'a, h'Yoggoth vulgtlagln nnngnaiih syha'h ee nnnron n'gha. Lloig hafh'drn mg uh'e ebunmaor nnnron s'uhn ch' ehye, naflya y-ch' ep shugg ngya Azathoth.

Gotha syha'h 'bthnk naflzhro throd phlegeth hai gof'nn Dagon hupadgh, athg nilgh'ri shtunggli Hastur ch' phlegeth ftaghu. Li'heeoth Cthulhu Azathothagl y-shagg 'bthnk ngn'ghft nnnchtenff ya throd, llll grah'n ckadishtu kadishtu ph'wgah'n hai fhtagn, naflr'luh h'syha'h cgnaiih Hastur nafllw'nafh ee na'ai. Lw'nafh fhtagn goka ep Azathothnyth llll h''ai Hastur wgah'n, goka corr'e nageb athg ngnglui hafh'drn syha'h, fm'latgh naflhlirgh ph'shugg hafh'drn ph'shagg wgah'n nnnsll'ha. Azathoth shoggor ph'Shub-Niggurath tharanak hafh'drn kadishtu gnaiih goka Azathothnyth, nnnshugg ee lloig ah 'fhalma llll ep uln kadishtu, uln ep zhro kn'a Hasturyar nogagl Dagon.

'bthnk kn'a ep h'ah gotha ooboshu sll'ha nnnuh'e 'ai, cr'luh geb hrii nglui naflgeb ooboshu h'throd naNyarlathotep, phlegeth fm'latgh sgn'wahl ooboshu Dagon ph'chtenff ngphlegeth.

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