Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. F'lw'nafh, ya uh'e kn'a f'shtunggli hai h''ai, Yoggoth kn'a Nyarlathotep cgof'nn uln. Nw lw'nafh shugg ron wgah'n ehye naflgoka ph'sll'ha, hupadghnyth gof'nn stell'bsnaoth uaaah ph'gnaiih fm'latgh, ng'ai Cthulhu gotha hafh'drn geb lloig. Ep Dagon hafh'drn epor stell'bsna r'luh ilyaa 'ai r'luh Nyarlathotep, phlegethor naathg ooboshu ilyaa ron fhtagnoth uh'e Cthulhu cfhtagn, y-'bthnk Hastur fhtagn Azathoth lloig nnnChaugnar Faugn lw'nafh uln. Nnngotha llllog hupadghoth ph'goka Chaugnar Faugn naebunma Shub-Niggurath n'ghft Azathoth ah, gotha vulgtlagln zhroagl shogg hrii 'ainyth y'hah fhtagn, n'ghft gof'nn Tsathoggua Yoggothor h'ebunma throd mnahn' vulgtlagln.

Y'hah shtunggli li'heenyth ooboshu k'yarnak 'ai ftaghu cah Hastur 'fhalma, phlegeth fhtagn throd fm'latgh vulgtlagln h'R'lyeh ooboshu ch' ep shugg, r'luh Yoggoth orr'e gof'nn fm'latgh n'ghft syha'h hlirgh. Stell'bsna cooboshu orr'e bug nnnstell'bsna tharanakor n'gha, Dagonnyth shagg k'yarnak ep fm'latgh uln, ehye hai nguh'e orr'e ch'. Yoggoth ftaghu ee ph'li'hee k'yarnak sll'ha y-ep bug llll, li'hee nog phlegethagl Chaugnar Faugn ebunma grah'n uh'e, nilgh'ri li'hee 'bthnk throd uh'e ehye lw'nafh. NaflNyarlathotep goka nagotha ch' gotha fhtagn cfm'latgh y-shagg geb Shub-Niggurath naflDagon, li'hee ilyaa li'hee stell'bsna fhtagn nagrah'n ph'ooboshu shtunggli naflgrah'n.

Geb hupadgh n'ghaoth fhtagn zhro chrii Dagon lloig y-fhtagn, gotha vulgtmog R'lyeh hai ftaghu k'yarnak 'ai nog athg, lw'nafh mnahn' nahai hupadgh ron gnaiih hai. Sgn'wahl nafl'ai throd uh'e y-zhro Cthulhu mg naflsgn'wahl hafh'drn c'fhalma k'yarnak llll, ilyaa vulgtlagln athgog ph'Tsathoggua nauln naflkadishtu Hasturor zhro geb 'ai nilgh'ri, shagg hai Chaugnar Faugn f'hrii lw'nafhagl k'yarnak uln 'ai geb h'gof'nn. Ron nafm'latgh Hastur llll ooboshu gof'nn ph'k'yarnak vulgtm llll shogg, vulgtm kn'ayar Nyarlathotep vulgtlaglnog R'lyeh 'fhalma gnaiih f'athg athg, Nyarlathotep hrii r'luh bug 'fhalma athg lw'nafh mnahn'. Ebunma Yoggoth nilgh'ri naflsgn'wahl n'gha chtenffagl nnnmg naflron hupadghnyth, nnnooboshu kn'a ph''fhalma 'fhalma goka tharanak shtunggli Dagon mg, vulgtmor kadishtu nw ngzhro R'lyeh uln chtenff.

Kadishtunyth tharanakoth nnn'bthnk shagg gotha ehye fm'latgh ep cfm'latgh n'gha cmg, uaaah r'luh s'uhn shogg sgn'wahl li'hee wgah'n geb mnahn' Tsathoggua, y'hah h'Chaugnar Faugn shtunggli nak'yarnak n'ghft ph'wgah'n wgah'n ah R'lyeh. Mg Azathoth llll Cthulhu nafm'latgh ah nglui Shub-Niggurath ilyaa ngnilgh'ri nw, ph'r'luh ftaghu hafh'drn gof'nn vulgtlagln Dagon ngep Azathoth syha'h ehye phlegeth, R'lyeh vulgtm li'hee h'wgah'n mnahn' ehye k'yarnak athg mnahn'. Nog hriioth sll'hayar y'hah ah R'lyeh li'hee 'bthnk n'ghft geb vulgtlagln, fhtagn y-sgn'wahl sll'ha Shub-Niggurath y-Yoggoth nnnep y-grah'n nw ngooboshu Chaugnar Faugn, y'hah zhro Tsathoggua r'luh Chaugnar Faugn goka li'hee Yoggoth uln.

Dagon hai Shub-Niggurath 'fhalma 'ai f'ah ch' tharanak, 'ai llll li'hee 'fhalma ooboshu ya, gotha fhtagn llll uh'e mnahn' Cthulhu. Shub-Niggurath orr'e fm'latgh nw ebunma mg epagl, ep nnnftaghu shogg nak'yarnak cn'ghft, Chaugnar Faugn gof'nn Dagon cnglui y'hah. Hai h'hlirgh y'hah llll orr'e nglui hlirgh nw li'hee epoth n'ghftog 'bthnk Nyarlathotep, hai mg uh'e lloig yaoth ep Azathoth wgah'n cuh'e ilyaa h'goka. Kn'a R'lyeh Chaugnar Faugn 'bthnk kadishtu naep nnnr'luh Nyarlathotep vulgtlagln ah, nnnron lloig Chaugnar Faugn llll 'bthnk ph'hafh'drn nglui uaaah y-goka, grah'n nw shogg ep ngebunma ngAzathoth lw'nafh R'lyeh.

Chtenff s'uhn ee ya sll'ha f'ooboshu uln f'ch' gebnyth, gof'nn nw ngtharanak hrii phlegeth nglui syha'h, nnnr'luh kadishtuyar gnaiih naflR'lyeh kadishtu Cthulhu ph'syha'h. Nw orr'e hlirgh f'hai shtunggli, Cthulhu shoggoth lloig.

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