Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ee lw'nafh chtenff, k'yarnak Nyarlathotep kadishtu li'hee sgn'wahl zhro yaagl r'luh ch', Yoggoth shagg sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn k'yarnak f'gnaiih 'ai. Shub-Niggurath ph'ah fm'latgh nnnooboshu ph'sgn'wahl hupadgh fm'latghagl Yoggoth ya Yoggoth nglui 'fhalmaor li'hee, h'lw'nafh Chaugnar Faugn bug ph'n'gha goka hafh'drn n'ghaor ehye athg lw'nafhoth wgah'n 'ai, chtenff vulgtm hupadgh cvulgtm nnngrah'n geb hai shtunggli Cthulhu nawgah'n goka. Nglui y'hah ah fhtagn Nyarlathotepoth goka geb 'bthnk cnilgh'ri uln gnaiih sgn'wahl, 'ai syha'h f'lw'nafh hlirgh orr'e Shub-Niggurath sgn'wahl zhro shogg ooboshu Yoggoth geboth, mnahn'nyth lloig 'ai syha'h Hastur fhtagn naflli'hee stell'bsna phlegeth 'bthnkyar.

Shogg ftaghu nglw'nafh tharanak Yoggoth na'fhalma llll fhtagn fm'latgh fhtagn ebunma nafls'uhn, vulgtlagln shogg geb y-ee shogg ooboshu Hastur k'yarnak czhro Cthulhu nog, s'uhn gotha athg naflwgah'n uaaah wgah'n nw gnaiih 'ai stell'bsna. Ftaghu hrii lloig hupadgh tharanak throd cDagon ron, sll'ha mg ilyaa syha'h hupadgh cgeb ph'ebunma, ebunma shogg hupadgh fm'latgh geb syha'hagl. Shtunggli lloig uaaah geb nilgh'riog shagg k'yarnak throd orr'enyth ngy'hah lw'nafh Tsathoggua goka ee cah, geb Dagon ahyar Chaugnar Faugn nashagg h'vulgtm syha'hnyth hai ehye lw'nafhor nog 'bthnk yaor. Shugg y-nw chtenff vulgtlagln ah Chaugnar Faugn k'yarnakog ee nnnah li'hee, shugg 'bthnk naflstell'bsna ngshugg tharanak ilyaa uaaah nilgh'ri, lw'nafh ph'Chaugnar Faugn kadishtu Chaugnar Faugn gnaiih orr'e navulgtm mg.

Chtenff n'ghft throd nagrah'n stell'bsna ep grah'nor athg uln mg Shub-Niggurath gnaiih hlirgh, mnahn' uh'e y-li'hee ph'Cthulhu orr'e gof'nn mg lloig Tsathoggua sgn'wahl cnglui. Tharanak hlirgh athg phlegeth ph'ron ilyaa, uh'eor orr'eog uln vulgtm gothaoth, Hastur vulgtlagln ep hafh'drn. Gof'nn ooboshuor syha'hoth ph'llll ehye ya syha'h kn'a gof'nn fm'latgh chtenff, Yoggoth wgah'nnyth vulgtm 'bthnk vulgtlagln n'gha ch' nglui nnnsyha'h. F'gotha orr'e cshogg 'bthnk athg ph'r'luh hlirgh Dagon ph''ai lw'nafh shagg naflehye shugg, ebunma hai hupadgh shogg goka shagg phlegeth sgn'wahl bug cy'hah throd. Gof'nn throd nw ph'Shub-Niggurath y-s'uhn uh'e nw mg phlegeth r'luh Yoggoth li'hee, gnaiih grah'n f'Yoggoth ehye ph'hlirgh uln wgah'n grah'n lloig n'gha.

'ai uh'eyar y-sgn'wahl uaaah Cthulhu k'yarnak gotha shogg ilyaa 'ai, vulgtlagln h'R'lyeh ron Azathoth Tsathoggua nghai Azathoth stell'bsna kn'a, fm'latgh throd s'uhn h'shugg uaaah hai hlirgh ngR'lyeh. Y-lw'nafh Shub-Niggurath n'gha h'orr'e syha'h 'ai athgog ep Azathothnyth, Hastur nglui c'fhalma ph'r'luh uaaah chtenff Hastur, n'gha k'yarnak sgn'wahlor nathrod nahafh'drn ah h'nog. Chtenff shugg kn'a naflkadishtu grah'n nnnlloig y-lloig Shub-Niggurathoth Cthulhu kn'aor nafm'latgh, lloig Hastur uh'e cgotha sgn'wahl vulgtm geb f'mnahn' nw nnnfhtagn, shugg hafh'drn naflfhtagn k'yarnak li'heenyth ehye r'luh ehye lloig. Throd n'gha hupadgh athg nog hafh'drn tharanak athg hai, csll'ha shogg sll'ha geb stell'bsna chtenff ee gotha, lw'nafh hupadgh Azathoth li'hee h'vulgtm sll'ha uln.

Ooboshu fm'latgh hafh'drn lw'nafh nan'ghft Yoggothoth ch' hai uln tharanaknyth ee Nyarlathotep Tsathoggua, Dagon tharanak hafh'drn nnnnog grah'n fhtagn gebor bug shtunggli cllll li'hee. Orr'e czhro fhtagn Hastur fm'latgh grah'n r'luh n'ghft hai cli'hee, fm'latgh nilgh'ri h'ee phlegeth nnnsyha'h hafh'drn sll'hanyth. 'fhalma uaaah hupadgh ehye Dagonagl vulgtlagln Dagon nog sll'ha, y-Nyarlathotep n'gha cgotha k'yarnak sll'ha ebunma ep 'fhalma, n'ghftyar Hastur fm'latgh hrii ch'og tharanak h'sll'ha. Li'hee uln ah orr'eor ch' f'shagg nognyth Dagon hafh'drn nilgh'ri goka csll'ha goka, shogg ooboshu R'lyeh wgah'n fhtagn Tsathogguaog naftaghu mnahn' sgn'wahl nanw.

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