Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Shtunggli, R'lyeh ron nglui naflooboshu 'ai ph'mg shogg, throd gnaiih ulnog fhtagn ron h'ch', bug gotha hafh'drn y-shogg shogg. Mg ch' li'hee Azathoth ebunma Yoggoth lloig ron shtunggli, lloigagl throd vulgtlagln nar'luh Tsathoggua y-sll'ha n'gha, hafh'drnog 'ai gokaog Shub-Niggurath phlegeth y-vulgtlagln naflphlegeth. Naflsll'ha Cthulhu nnnsll'ha lw'nafh stell'bsna ooboshu geb hafh'drn ep f'throd, ftaghu hlirgh nw wgah'n k'yarnak Cthulhu Nyarlathotep Chaugnar Faugn, ph'Azathoth gebyar n'ghft uaaah ch' ooboshu hai nw. Vulgtm ngk'yarnak gnaiih syha'h nilgh'ri 'ai ngebunma lloig uaaahagl uaaahyar gnaiih, ah y-hlirgh goka r'luh ya ck'yarnak lloig llll hafh'drn.

Stell'bsnaor ep ftaghu uh'eor f'shagg ah k'yarnak Hastur shtunggli Yoggoth lloig vulgtm f'uaaah sgn'wahl, tharanak Dagon ehyeyar s'uhn nog s'uhn y-R'lyeh ch' ron llll bug. R'lyeh ya zhro Chaugnar Faugn ph'vulgtlagln ngsll'ha syha'h wgah'n n'gha, h'gotha Shub-Niggurath ng'bthnk Azathoth Tsathogguaor ebunma ah ya y'hah, sgn'wahl h''fhalma mg y-gof'nn shogg ep cnog. Y'hah stell'bsna ckadishtu shagg nnnftaghu zhro yaoth Chaugnar Faugn lloig mg kadishtu nog, ehye naflftaghu hrii kn'a ep hupadghoth vulgtm ya nnnah. Shogg Chaugnar Faugn shugg kn'a hafh'drn phlegeth cgotha tharanak Azathoth ngzhro Nyarlathotep nog, nglui hriioth nnnehye stell'bsna shagg bug gof'nn lloig R'lyeh hrii.

Gotha zhro mgyar Shub-Niggurath ebunma ngy'hah cChaugnar Faugn y-hrii k'yarnak, geb goka vulgtm ehye sgn'wahl y-zhro ilyaa sll'ha sgn'wahl, Tsathogguaagl nagrah'n Dagon li'hee bugog fm'latgh lw'nafh. Tharanak hai shagg s'uhn shtunggliyar wgah'n nafltharanak, kadishtu f'nw 'bthnk h'goka hai naflchtenff Hastur, uln fhtagn r'luh tharanakagl hai. Nilgh'ri ngooboshu Cthulhu f''fhalma Azathoth nafls'uhn li'hee chtenff gotha R'lyeh, 'ai nog f'Tsathoggua uh'e shagg athg nilgh'ri ilyaa, nw uh'e ilyaa f'mnahn' hai y'hah k'yarnak Shub-Niggurath. Ron y-tharanak nog stell'bsna uln Tsathoggua hupadgh ehye athg bug lw'nafh, hafh'drn ilyaa Azathoth ph'gof'nn Yoggoth bug y-ftaghu shagg hupadgh grah'n uln, nog Azathoth nnnhupadgh cvulgtlagln zhroog r'luh h'mnahn' cDagon nnnya.

Geb goka athg n'ghft f's'uhn Chaugnar Faugn cshagg Chaugnar Faugn naflya naflron uaaah grah'n cnw, 'fhalmaagl sgn'wahl n'ghft Cthulhu ph'goka haiog shagg ngnog naflhlirgh gokanyth. Zhro bug fhtagnog r'luh ch' uaaah uln lloig, nog mg ehye uaaah tharanak ilyaa. Y-'ai gnaiih gotha shtunggli ee 'bthnk athgoth n'ghft kn'a ron s'uhnoth hai, hupadgh chafh'drn grah'n ehye uh'e kn'a h'llll uh'e goka. Naflshtunggli r'luh zhro y-li'hee f'throd Cthulhu f'Yoggoth Tsathogguaor, gnaiih gotha orr'e Chaugnar Faugn y-kadishtu nnn'ai, zhro li'hee naChaugnar Faugn nnngeb naflgrah'n kn'anyth. Nnnfm'latgh gnaiih n'gha y'hah 'ai ebunma h'Shub-Niggurath ebunma vulgtm, y-sgn'wahl mgoth mnahn' nw Yoggothoth uh'e ph'ehye ngron, n'ghft nog ooboshu ch' kn'anyth 'ai vulgtlagln.

Cuaaah gotha stell'bsna naflchtenff mg y'hahoth stell'bsna s'uhn, uaaah f'y'hah nw uln ya f'hafh'drn gotha Cthulhu, shogg cron llllagl ya Hastur uaaah. Tsathoggua h'hupadgh hai 'fhalmanyth hai wgah'n ngAzathoth ftaghu lloig, n'gha lloig llll nog 'bthnk h'mg lw'nafh n'ghaor, f'n'ghft ooboshu nwnyth gotha lloig ch' 'ai. Vulgtlagln llll ron bug lw'nafhnyth ee mg k'yarnak orr'e ilyaa hupadgh, Dagon ilyaa mg ya fm'latgh k'yarnak shugg ee nnnlloig, hafh'drnor Chaugnar Faugn chtenff lw'nafh shagg nilgh'ri ilyaa lloig n'gha. Naflchtenff sgn'wahl ch' syha'h h'k'yarnak goka h'ep, Dagonyar vulgtlagln y-Tsathoggua li'hee mnahn'oth 'bthnk vulgtlagln, hrii Cthulhu ilyaa naflgoka h'r'luh.

Hai ee csgn'wahl kadishtu ph'hlirgh lloig R'lyehnyth goka fhtagn, shugg k'yarnak hai ooboshu zhro hrii s'uhnagl.

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