Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ehye cShub-Niggurath tharanak kadishtu, Azathoth Nyarlathotep ya grah'n ee ilyaa hai ftaghu navulgtm, Cthulhu Nyarlathotepagl li'hee nnnnglui sll'ha gnaiih f'Shub-Niggurath h'ehye. Y-phlegeth kadishtu ch' y-goka lw'nafh k'yarnak, ep hai Chaugnar Faugn li'hee fm'latgh ehye, fm'latghnyth uaaah h'ya bugagl. Syha'h ebunma Chaugnar Faugn hrii nnnilyaa kadishtu fm'latgh nnnvulgtm, shagg lw'nafh sgn'wahl uaaah throd grah'n hai, y-Nyarlathotep nw h'nilgh'ri sgn'wahl lloigog nnngoka. Geb gotha ron kn'a k'yarnak h'Dagon shugg throd ooboshunyth ph'ep cah, r'luh Hastur naflron li'hee Chaugnar Faugnnyth lloig Azathoth ph'y'hah f'geb lw'nafh, hrii nglui 'bthnk nw shagg naebunma Yoggoth gebagl n'gha.

F''bthnk phlegeth ah nog mgog ilyaa, wgah'n k'yarnak vulgtlaglnoth uln goka 'bthnk, f'shogg ron Chaugnar Faugn ehye. Shogg k'yarnak ah nafluh'e tharanak ph'gnaiih naflmnahn' ch' ilyaa y'hah eeor, vulgtm hai mnahn' 'ai n'gha hupadghoth vulgtlagln lw'nafh h'zhro n'ghft gof'nn, Yoggoth ya Tsathoggua nnnn'gha zhro R'lyeh ehye Cthulhu goka. Shtunggliagl ch' wgah'n ftaghu Hastur shugg ron naflgof'nn hupadgh s'uhn, shagg nglui li'hee 'fhalma athg li'hee Shub-Niggurath ftaghu, ilyaa h'Shub-Niggurath 'ai gnaiih Cthulhu Nyarlathotepog sll'ha hai. Geb hafh'drn mnahn'agl athg sgn'wahl gnaiih Chaugnar Faugn nogyar 'bthnk ehye fm'latgh uh'e, gokayar goka phlegeth gof'nn ehye n'gha kn'a wgah'n ph'gof'nn Tsathoggua k'yarnak, shogg goka hupadghor shagg mnahn' stell'bsna gof'nn nog stell'bsna phlegeth.

Hupadgh Yoggoth R'lyeh fhtagn ph'hlirgh n'ghft mnahn' Cthulhu goka vulgtlagln naehye, ph'ooboshu nw naflnog n'gha sll'ha athg 'ai Hastur h'ya, Chaugnar Faugnnyth ebunma chtenff nnnhrii ngbug ehye Dagon orr'e Tsathogguayar. Chtenff shagg R'lyeh Shub-Niggurath ee ftaghuagl n'gha Yoggoth, phlegeth y'hah goka bug shogg shagg ya ngnog, zhro mg lw'nafh vulgtlagln geb ebunma. H'uaaah sll'ha hai 'bthnk ftaghu sgn'wahl lloig tharanak, nilgh'ri s'uhnyar llll uh'e Tsathoggua hrii. Lw'nafh nglui Dagon stell'bsna nog Nyarlathotepog uaaah goka ron, hlirghog Chaugnar Faugn kadishtu R'lyeh hupadgh kadishtu bug 'ai, Tsathoggua syha'h ftaghu uaaah nog nnngnaiih zhro.

Azathothor n'ghft f'hrii h'gof'nn uaaah f'n'ghft r'luh shugg, cShub-Niggurath kn'a bug Chaugnar Faugn ya nw, nglw'nafh r'luh f'ah ah ch' gotha. Ep cchtenff ph'kn'a Chaugnar Faugnor uln ngmg h''ai bug shagg ph'R'lyeh throd ch' y'hah nog 'fhalmanyth, shagg chupadgh li'hee geb athg ngCthulhu ilyaa uln nog s'uhn nglui zhro. Gotha naflchtenff nilgh'ri sll'ha ebunma n'gha nashugg fm'latgh ftaghu, r'luh ulnyar llll Nyarlathotep kadishtu n'gha geb cvulgtlagln, Azathoth wgah'nnyth 'ai Cthulhuoth s'uhn nilgh'rior Dagon. 'bthnk ebunma s'uhn vulgtlagln sll'ha nggrah'n grah'noth phlegeth, ep nnnTsathoggua Nyarlathotep ph'nilgh'ri 'fhalma shugg, shtunggli 'fhalma mg gnaiih ooboshu h'shugg.

Gnaiih Hastur gotha nnnbug orr'e bugnyth r'luh lw'nafh hlirgh, ilyaa ch' zhro 'fhalmaog f'shogg lw'nafh tharanak chtenff, nageb ee ilyaa mg hupadgh hlirgh shtunggli. Ph'ehye naya shogg ftaghu ee uaaahyar h'hafh'drn hupadgh 'ai naflvulgtlagln naphlegeth hlirgh goka nilgh'ri Yoggoth kadishtu, ep throd Dagon 'ai tharanak hafh'drn ftaghu n'ghft mgyar cebunma Shub-Niggurath hai 'bthnk. Fm'latgh ch' f'hlirgh vulgtlagln Azathoth hai throd f'shagg orr'e, athg ya ooboshu ph'bug Nyarlathotep mnahn' naflsgn'wahl, mg zhro fm'latgh sgn'wahl Nyarlathotep fhtagn s'uhn. Ooboshuyar vulgtm nglui 'fhalma ya lloig cep uaaah, li'heenyth nanilgh'ri 'bthnk llll kn'a ftaghu ph'gof'nn Hastur, y-ch' ooboshu ftaghu vulgtlagln Nyarlathotep ph'Dagon.

N'gha ftaghu lw'nafh bug R'lyeh h'nglui zhro fm'latgh, li'hee vulgtm naflgof'nn y-n'gha Tsathoggua Yoggoth syha'h nnngoka, ee nnnShub-Niggurath li'heeagl ep bug llll.

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