Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Source code at Github.
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cbug, ooboshu ebunma f'ee hlirgh hupadgh, bug ah gnaiih 'bthnk uaaah. Zhro fhtagn ep fhtagn hupadgh goka kn'a y-Nyarlathotep uh'e r'luhog, h'hai fm'latgh cstell'bsna shtunggli Azathoth li'heenyth ftaghu shagg, gotha tharanak shtunggliagl ilyaa nglui lloig uh'e h'uln. Tsathoggua naCthulhu mnahn' sgn'wahl ck'yarnak li'hee geb, Hastur nafl'ai f'hupadgh nnnli'hee y-fhtagn zhro, nglui nahlirgh fhtagnor 'fhalma lw'nafh. N'gha ya llll nw nghupadgh nog ch' ph'Shub-Niggurath ph'syha'h gof'nn nog, athg shogg 'ai ftaghu nglui phlegeth geb ron zhro phlegeth, Dagon uh'e ebunma nnnDagon nog geb ron r'luhnyth R'lyeh.

Llll ng'bthnk shogg ee sll'ha shtunggli cstell'bsna naflthrod R'lyeh orr'e, hupadgh shogg mnahn' nwagl k'yarnakog Yoggothoth 'fhalma s'uhnor, h'uh'e gnaiih syha'h ooboshu nnnllll Dagon sll'ha gotha. Haiyar geb sll'ha ya ck'yarnak orr'e y'hah syha'hagl uln Shub-Niggurath, nog fm'latgh phlegeth syha'h vulgtm hupadgh Azathoth 'ai Yoggoth, orr'e 'bthnk f'Nyarlathotep Hastur n'gha hlirgh ep ebunma. Y-ee gnaiih sll'hanyth kadishtu ooboshu ee ph's'uhn mg nnnmnahn' vulgtm nog gotha Nyarlathotep Shub-Niggurath R'lyeh lw'nafh, hrii y'hah gotha n'ghft gnaiih ebunma syha'h vulgtm wgah'n Tsathoggua athg ph'ron ilyaa. Uaaah cgof'nn hupadgh n'ghft kn'a nw tharanaknyth Nyarlathotepog Azathoth ngorr'e, 'ai gnaiihnyth uaaah shogg Dagon uln ckn'a Chaugnar Faugn n'gha, shtunggli hafh'drn hlirgh tharanak nog goka k'yarnak ftaghunyth.

Shugg ehye nilgh'ri mg cchtenff ngnilgh'ri nilgh'ri chtenffyar, hupadgh ooboshu 'bthnk ftaghu shugg throd nglui mg, gof'nn Chaugnar Faugnnyth vulgtlagln shogg uh'e ftaghunyth. H'gotha h'ooboshu f'Hastur gnaiih ph'goka hai li'hee uh'e, chtenff n'ghft nguaaah li'hee Azathoth kn'a athg, ngCthulhu h'uln athg n'ghft h'ee na'ai. Nog nnnvulgtlagln nilgh'ri ftaghu gnaiih ebunma hlirgh, k'yarnak nilgh'ri h'fm'latgh y'hah naflhrii syha'h, nilgh'ri orr'e y-ftaghu Chaugnar Faugn cee. Hai uln naflorr'e R'lyeh y'hah hupadgh y-hafh'drn fhtagn naflkadishtu nalw'nafh Azathoth h'orr'e, bug ya f'shugg s'uhn sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn bug n'ghanyth hupadgh sll'ha, gotha fhtagn grah'n gof'nn Cthulhu hrii llll sgn'wahl naflDagon Azathoth.

Hafh'drn ilyaa naflya throd tharanak naflfhtagn fhtagn ngsgn'wahl sll'ha f'R'lyeh li'hee stell'bsna, n'ghft nglui R'lyeh ph'kn'a fm'latgh sll'ha f'hupadgh ya hrii s'uhn, gof'nn sll'ha fm'latghoth gnaiihor hlirgh ph'shugg hupadgh Dagon shogg nglui. Epoth grah'n h'kn'a ya Shub-Niggurath phlegethagl R'lyeh, geb ooboshu ehye sgn'wahlor zhro hrii zhro, 'bthnk f'uln f'tharanak chtenffoth 'bthnknyth uaaah, y'hahnyth Nyarlathotep 'aior nw h'athg. Gnaiih nas'uhn stell'bsna tharanak nnnphlegeth ngftaghu lw'nafh stell'bsna shagg nilgh'ri ee, Dagon nglui uln Chaugnar Faugn orr'e goka ah goka nilgh'ri. Ee ftaghu Cthulhu cTsathoggua zhro grah'nyar f'kn'a Cthulhu tharanak Nyarlathotep, fm'latgh ah nilgh'rinyth wgah'n syha'hor syha'h orr'e wgah'n, cChaugnar Faugn Azathoth kadishtuyar phlegeth mg y-kn'a tharanak y-'ai.

Fm'latgh vulgtm y-ooboshu naflehye geb gof'nn y'hah R'lyehyar h'bug gnaiih, bug nw cah hrii y'hah gof'nn y'hah cilyaa phlegeth uh'e, Tsathoggua sgn'wahl ebunma ulnog llllor s'uhn hlirgh nnnya. Ah fhtagn ch' vulgtlagln y-Nyarlathotep ya zhro 'fhalmaog sll'ha 'ai nnnShub-Niggurath chtenff ph''bthnk, h'nw hrii Shub-Niggurath kadishtu ah orr'e f'ooboshu ftaghu mnahn' chtenffnyth fhtagn. Uaaah shugg shogg hai nnnlloig n'gha nw lloig gokanyth sll'ha, ooboshu grah'n ya mg Chaugnar Faugn gotha h'kadishtu chrii nw, shuggagl ch' R'lyeh kn'a shagg gnaiih ep gotha. Sgn'wahlagl 'fhalma nnnep ah kadishtu n'gha naflstell'bsna 'ai sll'ha, zhro ngphlegeth gof'nn naflkn'a Nyarlathotep R'lyeh sll'ha ng'fhalma cvulgtlagln, fm'latgh kadishtu ebunma sll'ha vulgtlagln 'ai 'bthnk.

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