Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Source code at Github.
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Vulgtmagl stell'bsna, h'mnahn' ilyaaoth nauaaah athg shogg h'sll'ha, hupadgh kadishtu ph'Dagon lloig ngfhtagn uln. Yoggoth tharanakog h'uh'e Yoggothoth wgah'nyar y'hahyar eeog naflehye k'yarnak nilgh'ri nnnee y-ilyaa, vulgtm bug ngvulgtlagln ngllll Hastur hrii Cthulhu Dagon bug ilyaa 'ai, phlegeth s'uhnnyth geb n'ghft chtenff hupadgh lloig hafh'drn gothanyth hrii. Fhtagn ilyaa hrii Dagonnyth ph'chtenff ph'fm'latgh y'hah geb, Azathoth orr'e ee ooboshu nilgh'ri uln. Wgah'n nguaaah shtunggli s'uhn ch' nglui Azathoth athg nilgh'ri gnaiih, ooboshu n'gha mg k'yarnaknyth gof'nn kn'a mnahn' ngYoggoth. F'shagg athg orr'e cvulgtlagln lloigoth shtunggli shogg ooboshu lw'nafh nasll'ha 'ai nnnllll, ftaghu nnnk'yarnak Yoggoth gotha shugg h'gof'nn lw'nafhyar gof'nn llllnyth hai, nnnmg zhro mnahn' fm'latgh uln h'phlegeth y'hah throd nw ehyeyar.

Li'hee gokaoth shugg cmnahn' uln ilyaa f'orr'e shagg athg orr'e, Yoggoth Nyarlathotep gnaiihog tharanak hupadgh k'yarnak stell'bsna. Nw r'luh s'uhn geb naflshtunggli r'luh nw ilyaa mgog gof'nn, Nyarlathotep wgah'n shtunggli ya nastell'bsna hlirgh Shub-Niggurath zhro Azathoth k'yarnakog, shogg syha'h 'fhalma ph'throd ep nahlirgh ch' lw'nafh. Uln ch' y-chtenff lloig n'ghft grah'n uaaah ebunma kn'a zhro, naflya hai zhro nw nnnchtenff Dagon h'fhtagn h'stell'bsna, y'hah Shub-Niggurath ebunma goka nilgh'ri ooboshu orr'e phlegeth. Tsathoggua Shub-Niggurath cs'uhn Chaugnar Faugn 'bthnk ehye athg sll'ha shugg grah'n sll'ha, bugoth vulgtlagln f's'uhn syha'h cn'ghft nafls'uhn 'fhalma Dagon shugg, h'k'yarnak nnnshugg ep vulgtlagln nnnthrod y-Shub-Niggurath s'uhn hafh'drn shagg.

Y'hah Shub-Niggurath naee y'hah Yoggoth f'shtunggli uaaah stell'bsna ep 'bthnk lw'nafh Cthulhu hupadgh shtunggli, ep uh'eor y-llll n'ghftog gnaiih fm'latgh nahrii hlirgh gnaiihyar Dagon ckn'a. Wgah'n Yoggoth ooboshu shtunggliyar stell'bsna kadishtu Azathoth shtunggli hupadgh s'uhn geb, vulgtm geb ulnyar nnnTsathoggua nglui wgah'n hafh'drn wgah'n Yoggoth. Tsathoggua nwoth y-y'hah syha'h ebunmaoth bug y-y'hah 'ai y-uln na'bthnk, goka ya stell'bsna ep nglui ph'llll tharanak grah'n 'ai, gebyar epor bug athgagl ron h'k'yarnak gotha shogg. Naflvulgtm ch' uaaahoth hupadgh lw'nafh namg ah fm'latgh mnahn' ooboshu lloig k'yarnak n'ghftyar 'fhalma, uln ebunma Tsathoggua Chaugnar Faugn lloig hai y-uln li'hee Tsathoggua c'ai tharanakagl.

Fm'latgh n'ghft chupadgh Azathoth f'ee goka sgn'wahl llll, sgn'wahl shtunggli sll'ha gof'nnagl n'ghft ep stell'bsna ftaghu, hrii bug wgah'n geb ilyaa gof'nn. Lw'nafh hlirgh ph'sll'ha nw gnaiih ph'nilgh'ri uh'eor 'ai zhro s'uhn, nilgh'ri Cthulhu nw athg ebunma ah Yoggoth fm'latghor hafh'drnagl nilgh'ri, y-r'luh n'ghft Shub-Niggurath vulgtm nnnhai li'hee 'bthnk n'ghft. Hupadgh wgah'n hai nasgn'wahl Azathoth Dagon ilyaa wgah'n hlirgh, fhtagn ch'agl ep kadishtu h'hai nog shtunggli lloigagl n'gha, gnaiih R'lyeh grah'n naftaghu Nyarlathotep grah'n cgnaiih. Ngsyha'h Azathoth ooboshu hlirgh sgn'wahl lw'nafh Yoggoth kadishtu h'Hastur 'ai, Cthulhu ebunma ronoth gebnyth n'gha gnaiih orr'e ooboshu, nilgh'ri vulgtlagln li'hee Cthulhu llll Cthulhu nagotha Nyarlathotep.

Y'hah y-sll'ha ph'ah fhtagn shagg uh'e ooboshu tharanak, nashtunggli naflehye ya nglui nw Yoggoth nggof'nn, nnnCthulhu h'nw R'lyeh Cthulhuyar Yoggoth R'lyeh. Naflehye ron ah ooboshu hrii R'lyeh ron n'gha cep, Azathoth naflshagg y'hah gnaiih y'hah nglui kn'aagl, uln Azathoth nilgh'ri gnaiih ah ep orr'e. Kn'a naflch' stell'bsna geb kn'a hupadgh ehye Yoggoth Dagon ch', hlirgh h'Chaugnar Faugn cy'hah syha'h sgn'wahl h'sll'ha Dagon ngsyha'h Azathoth, ph'uaaah nafl'ai ch'og h'mnahn' Nyarlathotep hai shtunggli hai. Y-Tsathoggua wgah'nog shtunggli Shub-Niggurath Yoggoth lw'nafh, ooboshu mg ebunma orr'e, ya ch' uaaah nnnR'lyeh.

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