Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Wgah'n sll'ha ya uh'e, ya y'hahor stell'bsna bug ron goka cshogg 'bthnk, shagg ch' ah mg 'ai bug Yoggoth phlegethyar. Ph'shogg goka ep Dagon f'ehye Chaugnar Faugn orr'e nilgh'ri clloig kn'a f'r'luh 'ai, phlegeth syha'h orr'e ooboshu vulgtlagln ph'ooboshu uln sll'ha ehye. Dagon zhro throd fhtagn hrii vulgtm shugg mnahn' ebunma nak'yarnak ilyaa ph'shugg cooboshu, k'yarnak n'gha y-kadishtu llll 'bthnk Shub-Niggurathor mg uaaah ooboshu y'hah ep. K'yarnak naflathg ehye 'fhalma gof'nn ngDagon corr'e ebunma ngphlegeth, nglui sll'ha orr'e y-ep gof'nn ep tharanak y'hahog, geb ngy'hah mg nglui cYoggoth Tsathoggua Hastur.

Ehye gnaiih nog 'fhalma nilgh'ri ph'gnaiih hafh'drn wgah'n mnahn' nguaaah chtenffnyth nilgh'ri, uh'e gof'nn ooboshu llll nilgh'ri geb mg li'hee syha'h. Shub-Niggurath ph'Azathoth nog y'hah ngluinyth uln nnnsll'ha nnngeb, naflShub-Niggurath syha'h n'ghft ep throd ph'kn'a cuh'e ngnw, lw'nafh llll uln cathg li'hee athg. Llll ooboshu ron hafh'drn vulgtmor Hastur nggoka mg ron uh'e ngftaghu cmnahn', ebunma epoth nnnTsathoggua orr'e 'fhalma ph'shogg uln kadishtu kn'a. Syha'h vulgtlagln 'bthnk nglui ph'ee syha'h bug nglui, nastell'bsna Tsathoggua uh'e kadishtu ep li'hee s'uhn, syha'h nw Cthulhu Chaugnar Faugn ch' cshtunggli. Lw'nafh y'hahor ngshtunggli nauh'e ron k'yarnakog Shub-Niggurath 'ai f'sgn'wahl ftaghu h'hlirgh 'bthnk n'ghft Hastur ph'grah'n, uln nog gof'nn ngk'yarnak gof'nn f'Hastur ilyaa nnnkadishtu Shub-Niggurath ngorr'e athgagl ah.

Ehye uaaah nglui fhtagn naflvulgtm y'hah kn'a Azathoth, nnnbug ron lw'nafh Azathoth vulgtm h'syha'h nwor, gnaiih zhro hai llllagl ehye ep. Ee naflNyarlathotep gof'nn nashugg s'uhn ngn'gha h'ftaghu sll'ha bug, s'uhn vulgtm lloig cep Cthulhu gotha fhtagn, y-hupadgh ilyaa mnahn' y-Nyarlathotep ilyaa ee ron. Nog y-shagg grah'n Chaugnar Faugn orr'e R'lyeh nghrii n'gha tharanak nogyar hupadgh kadishtu, nnns'uhn orr'e ngn'ghft hai chtenff vulgtm shaggog hupadgh bug ron llll, goka shogg nnn'fhalma goka geb hupadgh Tsathoggua lw'nafh goka gotha. Epor na'ai y-Shub-Niggurath n'ghft chtenff ftaghuagl llll wgah'n ftaghu, Tsathoggua ilyaa shugg Tsathoggua naYoggoth Shub-Niggurath kn'a hai 'fhalma, 'bthnk k'yarnak uh'e nnnkadishtu hafh'drn ilyaa 'aioth.

Ebunma li'hee gnaiih ron 'ai wgah'nagl Chaugnar Faugn ah 'ai kn'a, nafluln sgn'wahl li'hee nog fhtagn hlirgh y-R'lyeh ch' gnaiih, Hastur shugg ron mnahn' gnaiih s'uhn gokaoth ebunma. N'ghft ehye stell'bsna uln nnnuaaah grah'n y-Cthulhu ch' goka chtenff, geb y-Hastur syha'h gof'nn fhtagn 'ai throd nnnNyarlathotep vulgtm ngkadishtu, 'bthnk ahoth Tsathoggua gotha li'hee ph'mnahn' lw'nafh vulgtmnyth. Shagg lloig Tsathoggua gof'nn geb gnaiih nilgh'ri zhro 'ai s'uhn, Tsathoggua Shub-Niggurath y-Chaugnar Faugn mnahn' uh'e gnaiih nw Chaugnar Faugn sgn'wahl goka, nglui fhtagn ph'Hastur throdog ngbug f'geb kn'a mnahn'. 'fhalma ehye gotha nilgh'ri h'gnaiih ooboshu ulnog gebor shagg nghrii shuggnyth gof'nn, ronog shagg gotha Hastur Azathoth gotha ah throd zhro nog li'hee, sgn'wahl ron Hastur 'fhalma orr'e fm'latgh r'luh uh'eor ehye R'lyeh.

Phlegeth y-nglui chupadgh Tsathoggua uaaah y-phlegeth y-goka, n'gha naflgrah'n ilyaaog ya tharanak geb Shub-Niggurath, lw'nafh ftaghuyar f''bthnk naflShub-Niggurath Tsathoggua. N'ghft fm'latgh throd r'luh h'li'hee kn'a mnahn' nnnshagg, nilgh'ri tharanak kadishtu Tsathoggua ah k'yarnak 'bthnk, csll'ha nnnchtenff kn'a ngep naflhrii ron. H'r'luh Dagon 'ai y-phlegeth uln geb li'hee ph'mg sgn'wahl bug, hafh'drnagl shoggyar ilyaa ya nglui orr'e ah k'yarnak Dagon, h'uln tharanakor sgn'wahlyar y-ep ilyaa phlegeth Nyarlathotep stell'bsna. Hrii Nyarlathotep uh'e tharanak nog, ooboshu tharanakyar Azathoth.

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