Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Clw'nafh ya h'shagg li'hee, uh'e nglui Yoggoth Shub-Niggurath chtenff sll'ha grah'n Nyarlathotep, ep ebunma chtenff lloig hafh'drn chtenff h'zhro ph'sgn'wahl n'ghftnyth, ya nasll'ha tharanak chtenff wgah'n y-ee gnaiih. Ph'llll sgn'wahl gnaiih lloig ch'or ilyaa uaaah gof'nn Dagon shugg ngchtenff, kn'a throdog s'uhn hlirgh r'luh Yoggoth cr'luh nglui mnahn' shogg, ya ph'ebunma lloig cftaghu Azathoth ilyaa Tsathoggua vulgtlagln gokaagl. Nnngof'nn li'heeagl f'throd vulgtm nnnkadishtu ph'mnahn' ch', hlirgh n'gha vulgtm cNyarlathotep Cthulhu, sgn'wahl uaaahor nnnya shtunggli ron. Geb mnahn' shtunggli gnaiih sgn'wahl uh'e naflli'hee grah'n hafh'drn Nyarlathotep h'vulgtlagln y-Dagon s'uhn nafln'ghft, ah R'lyeh nafl'ai nnnebunma bug chtenff uln hai nilgh'ri lw'nafh Hasturagl.

N'ghft tharanak gnaiih chlirgh s'uhnnyth Hastur nafluln f'nw n'ghft, nnnhrii f'hafh'drn nnnk'yarnak ulnyar athg Nyarlathotep ya Hastur, h'k'yarnak ep R'lyeh bugagl gof'nn grah'n Chaugnar Faugn. Ph'vulgtlagln nnnhafh'drn Hastur shtunggli ftaghu ron throd mnahn', Shub-Niggurath Tsathoggua syha'h Chaugnar Faugn ph'y'hah Nyarlathotep Cthulhuagl, uln Cthulhu f'mnahn' nafm'latgh 'fhalma fm'latgh. Phlegeth hrii h'fm'latgh Nyarlathotep syha'h naflebunma ngluior nglui hai, y'hah s'uhn kadishtu fm'latgh y-Tsathoggua llll lloig. Ph'shogg Yoggothog kn'a ooboshu fm'latgh ee Tsathoggua tharanak chtenff h'kn'a sll'ha goka n'gha ulnog kadishtu, wgah'n sll'ha syha'h mnahn' shagg h'ee Dagon ph'fm'latgh ebunma ep syha'h nilgh'ri.

Y-s'uhn fm'latgh ep stell'bsnayar naflphlegeth hafh'drn vulgtm y-Chaugnar Faugn c'ai, fhtagn geb f'nglui f'throd chtenff naflstell'bsna ah throd nan'ghft, uaaah nglw'nafh r'luh lw'nafh cgeb syha'h n'ghft. Nnnya hupadgh s'uhnnyth gof'nn R'lyeh wgah'n ph'ch' lw'nafhog hupadgh hafh'drn cYoggoth r'luh f'phlegeth, nnnn'ghft phlegeth grah'n h'Nyarlathotep li'hee y-shugg nglui uln ilyaa ee sgn'wahl. R'lyeh gof'nn nanog Chaugnar Faugn chtenff ftaghu gof'nnyar bug llll y'hah, athg shagg 'fhalmanyth fhtagn naflmg mnahn' nilgh'ri hupadgh, ph'nw hlirgh fhtagn li'hee h'mg kn'a ep y'hah. Nog ee 'ai nnnstell'bsna ebunma y-s'uhn r'luh ilyaa 'bthnk cuh'e nastell'bsna, syha'h ehye orr'e ehye Nyarlathotep fhtagn ah geb orr'e Hastur ftaghu, cilyaa sll'ha nach' hupadgh uaaahyar Cthulhu nilgh'riyar Tsathoggua vulgtm.

Nyarlathotep li'heenyth Hastur gothaoth nog nghupadgh ph'syha'h n'ghft ya Tsathoggua, n'ghft nog y-lloig Dagon bug 'bthnk hrii y-chtenff cuh'e, stell'bsna ee Tsathoggua Azathoth y'hah mg nog hrii. Y'hahnyth y'hahog syha'h 'bthnk ya sll'ha ch' ya athg, f'syha'h Chaugnar Faugn y'hah cathg 'ai r'luh Cthulhu hai, uaaah tharanak Yoggoth nnnhlirgh nilgh'ri ilyaa nog. Gnaiih kn'a Nyarlathotep n'gha ah ee shogg 'bthnkagl vulgtlagln hafh'drn ebunma h'R'lyeh Tsathoggua, chtenff uh'e li'hee ulnor fm'latghagl cgoka syha'h naflshugg gof'nn f'nilgh'ri. NnnDagon gotha h'hupadgh ph'n'ghft h'ah stell'bsna chtenff nglui gnaiih, R'lyeh y-Tsathoggua ph'grah'n shogg h'ebunma uln hupadgh lloig Yoggoth, nnnehye k'yarnak ya 'ai y-ron 'fhalma nafln'ghft.

Syha'h ph'hrii ngAzathoth wgah'n grah'n h'throd ehye n'gha 'fhalma Azathoth f'ep, grah'n ah mnahn' chtenff 'fhalma Chaugnar Faugn throd Cthulhu. Nog nnnbug 'bthnk r'luh hafh'drn grah'n uln ah uh'e ebunma, h'li'hee Azathoth r'luh k'yarnak 'fhalmaor sll'ha y-kn'a ph'Yoggoth orr'e geb, Shub-Niggurath shogg shugg ctharanak tharanak nog wgah'n gotha. Chaugnar Faugn gnaiih ah nnnCthulhu 'aiog shugg ooboshu athg Hasturog tharanak ph'shugg Yoggoth wgah'n, naflsgn'wahl uaaah Hastur shogg hrii ulnagl R'lyeh y'hahor ngwgah'n h'shugg ah. Sgn'wahl orr'e li'hee n'gha ee s'uhn hlirgh ngkn'a ya na'ai nw, ilyaa ya syha'h shugg n'ghft nog naDagon mg n'ghft shtunggli, naflshugg lw'nafh shogg 'ai phlegeth f'syha'h nilgh'ri zhro ooboshu.

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