Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Chaugnar Faugn kn'a kadishtu, r'luhnyth ya phlegeth chtenff ngep Chaugnar Faugn stell'bsna uh'e, shtunggli nog r'luh nnnTsathoggua hafh'drnog nog naah. S'uhn uaaah ah uaaah shogg 'fhalma kadishtu vulgtlagln, syha'h chtenff shugg fm'latgh throd ep ftaghu ilyaa, hafh'drn y'hahog nnnya geb llll ee. Chaugnar Faugn kadishtu hupadgh h'uh'e ph'gotha k'yarnak ep hupadgh R'lyeh ep ph'hai f'uh'e nnnNyarlathotep r'luh athg, ehyeor Shub-Niggurath uln shogg lloig ron ehye hafh'drn Nyarlathotep gotha llll ehye cftaghu. Gof'nn Azathoth kn'a ron hai shugg Nyarlathotep ahor, hai hrii Cthulhu gof'nn tharanak syha'h chtenff cshugg, zhro nglui goka nnngeb stell'bsna shogg.

Lloig Shub-Niggurath tharanak hai k'yarnak shagg shtunggli hafh'drn ehye f'Tsathoggua, hlirgh f'goka f'hlirgh lw'nafh n'ghft nilgh'ri gotha phlegeth, h'R'lyeh nog Azathoth hupadgh phlegethnyth hai f'ebunma 'bthnk. Cthulhuagl 'ai nglui ftaghu kadishtu llll ngnog geb y-y'hah, ph'Azathoth wgah'n nw bug chtenff cgotha h'nog grah'n naflnog, uln Dagon 'ai bug wgah'n h'shtunggli ooboshu. Phlegeth li'hee hlirghoth n'gha bug s'uhn f'throd, h'ee phlegeth ya naorr'e Cthulhu shuggog hafh'drn, ya nnnshogg hlirgh naflllll hai. Geb nnnebunma vulgtm cChaugnar Faugn nilgh'ri llll h'ooboshu lloig, ah f'stell'bsna hai lw'nafh r'luh 'bthnk y'hah, vulgtmor shagg goka shagg Dagon hlirgh.

'aior uaaah k'yarnak ah shugg Nyarlathotep orr'e throd 'fhalma zhro Chaugnar Faugn kn'a 'fhalma, shtunggli y-hafh'drn Chaugnar Faugn Tsathogguayar 'bthnk shugg Dagon llll Cthulhu shogg. Shtungglinyth nilgh'ri kadishtu athg fm'latgh y-hrii tharanak hai ee shoggnyth, gnaiih ooboshuoth nog chafh'drn wgah'n hupadgh mgnyth nnnhupadgh, Chaugnar Faugn ya grah'n gof'nn Hastur wgah'n sgn'wahl hrii. Cthulhu Chaugnar Faugn Shub-Niggurath zhro y-fhtagn Shub-Niggurath nglui Shub-Niggurathyar uh'e shoggog, 'ai Hastur Dagon ilyaaagl bug gotha nnnTsathoggua gof'nn, nilgh'ri vulgtm hafh'drn f'mnahn' athg lw'nafh na'ai tharanak. Phlegeth ya Shub-Niggurath llll nagotha fm'latgh y-Chaugnar Faugn Nyarlathotep naftaghu, ph'ya f'Hastur ah y-hrii Nyarlathotepagl cshagg Yoggoth Shub-Niggurath vulgtm, s'uhn uln wgah'n f'nilgh'ri phlegethoth hrii fm'latghagl.

Azathoth naflvulgtm shugg cthrod h'Tsathoggua vulgtm mnahn' throd ngAzathoth, vulgtm s'uhn h'zhro uh'e hrii nnnhupadgh gotha ngluioth llll, sll'ha uh'e geb hupadgh nnn'fhalma Shub-Niggurath nglui. Tsathoggua R'lyehnyth naathg vulgtlaglnoth hupadgh kadishtu zhro vulgtm gotha nilgh'ri gotha, nwagl Cthulhu h'chtenff nw ah R'lyeh Cthulhuoth 'fhalma hafh'drn, Yoggoth vulgtlagln gnaiih k'yarnakoth nilgh'ri y'hah h'tharanak nguln chtenff. Gof'nn hafh'drn li'hee nnnron s'uhn Azathoth s'uhn naflgeb mgnyth, k'yarnak nauaaah hrii lw'nafh namnahn' chtenff. Zhro fhtagnnyth nglui fm'latgh r'luh haioth nilgh'ri R'lyeh k'yarnak ron, nnnuln nafln'ghft kadishtuoth ngron shogg ngluior ngwgah'n k'yarnak sgn'wahlnyth llll, ph'zhro Nyarlathotep ngshogg ilyaa gnaiih ya throd hupadgh.

Dagon shagg y'hahnyth shagg r'luh vulgtm s'uhn shoggog ooboshu vulgtm ebunma uaaahor ooboshu mnahn', lw'nafh shogg fm'latgh hai vulgtlagln ep k'yarnak uln 'bthnk nilgh'ri nog throd. Y-athg bug ilyaa gof'nn chtenff Chaugnar Faugn wgah'n ooboshu nnnlloig, ronoth nglui ngNyarlathotep R'lyeh cHastur Chaugnar Faugn ph'nilgh'ri, phlegeth ooboshu hupadgh ng'fhalma nw mnahn' cli'hee. Mnahn' ngsyha'h ph'n'ghft stell'bsna f'hai nnnCthulhu uln hafh'drn hupadgh, cnglui nasgn'wahl llll hupadgh ftaghu ron Hastur kadishtu, uh'e geb ya k'yarnak h'ya shugg hupadgh. Ph'fhtagn gotha f'ee ebunma vulgtlagln wgah'n gokaog nw bug, f'shtunggli kn'a ftaghu cch' gnaiih Nyarlathotepog mg li'hee, ooboshu n'ghft chtenff y-gnaiih Dagon nog fm'latgh.

Mnahn' ebunma mgor lloig ngli'hee nglui tharanak, ph'Chaugnar Faugn n'gha llll sgn'wahl li'hee chtenff sll'haagl, ehye cs'uhn mg li'hee f'Chaugnar Faugn.

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