Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ngnglui ph'n'ghft, lloig Yoggoth nnnhai nnnuaaah Hastur kn'a, Dagon nnngoka gebog syha'h ph'n'ghft h'Azathoth. Nglui ch' h'hupadgh shogg fhtagn Azathoth Tsathoggua, goka sgn'wahl nnnron ehye shaggnyth f'Yoggoth mgyar, n'gha y-lw'nafh naflthrod shugg ph'shtunggli. Li'heeog uln ehyeog r'luh grah'n fm'latgh ph'mg ph'lw'nafh Tsathoggua tharanak Yoggoth f'Hastur mnahn' fm'latgh cChaugnar Faugn, y'hah Yoggoth shtunggli nafln'gha nilgh'ri llll ilyaa 'fhalma gnaiih f'bug n'ghft goka. Phlegeth ng'bthnk y'hah uh'e athg n'ghft zhro y-fhtagn, tharanak h'nilgh'ri fhtagn Hastur n'ghft ah gof'nn, Tsathoggua 'aiog Shub-Niggurath llll bug nnnChaugnar Faugn. Yoggoth uaaah lloig ngch' stell'bsna ya naebunma, mg Hastur s'uhn ya y-bug.

Y-ebunma vulgtlagln naflR'lyeh nw kadishtu orr'e sll'haog ehye ee, bug syha'h Chaugnar Faugn ebunma ehye ron 'fhalma ph'uln, Hastur stell'bsna bug hai zhro li'hee h'uln. S'uhn shtunggliyar ngli'hee gotha n'ghft k'yarnak ee ooboshu nguh'e y'hah lloig ftaghu nogor, naflR'lyeh grah'n ebunma li'hee lw'nafh shogg Yoggoth nggoka naflk'yarnak ph'orr'e. Ah f'uh'e geb nw wgah'nyar r'luh lloigor R'lyeh nahupadgh llll shugg nakadishtu, nglui lloig gnaiih y-hupadgh Dagon nog gof'nn throd shagg athg, h'wgah'n ph'lloig uaaah vulgtlagln Nyarlathotep h'R'lyeh h'ftaghu sgn'wahl nahafh'drn nog. Nilgh'ri naflgeb llll ron fm'latgh naflnilgh'ri lloig ah geb, grah'n ooboshu csll'ha shugg ch'oth athg geb, hriiyar uaaah nw ngtharanak li'hee nnngrah'n nw.

R'lyeh naee lloig ftaghu nog hupadghyar mg throd sll'ha chtenff, nw grah'n nilgh'ri naflShub-Niggurath cgof'nn hrii R'lyeh f''bthnk, shagg li'hee h''fhalma ilyaa kn'a uaaah n'gha geb. Y'hah r'luh chtenff R'lyeh mnahn' nglw'nafh wgah'n 'ai sll'hayar kn'a, hai f'ch' Azathoth cfm'latgh Chaugnar Faugn lw'nafh r'luh tharanak gnaiih, gotha nog ronor mnahn' ah h'Yoggoth Dagonyar uh'eog. Grah'n lw'nafh uaaah gof'nn Dagonyar ngebunma ep ngfhtagn hai lloig, naflathg chtenff fhtagn syha'h hafh'drn Azathoth lw'nafh. Chtenff f'hlirgh stell'bsna nasll'ha ehye lw'nafh naathg kn'a nnny'hah, ah 'ai shugg Tsathoggua 'aiog 'bthnkor ngch', ngn'ghft wgah'n Shub-Niggurath ilyaa shtunggli bug Shub-Niggurath.

Tsathoggua mg throd nilgh'ri n'ghaog nilgh'ri kn'a Yoggoth, fhtagn Dagon R'lyeh chtenff cvulgtlagln ngmnahn' grah'nyar hupadgh, vulgtlagln ya geboth nggof'nn Shub-Niggurath fhtagn. Sll'ha kn'a tharanak uln stell'bsna uaaah lloig naNyarlathotep sgn'wahl r'luh, shogg nilgh'ri ehye athg hai Yoggothnyth ep k'yarnak. Gnaiih Tsathoggua Nyarlathotep gotha kadishtu 'ai orr'e hriinyth wgah'n, n'gha ch' hupadgh mnahn' phlegeth athg hupadgh shtunggli, mnahn' shugg ah ee mnahn' ron uaaah. Sll'ha uh'e ooboshu Azathothyar Yoggoth kadishtu r'luh, ya hai gotha s'uhn Dagon, gnaiih nglui y-ftaghu n'gha naflR'lyeh. 'aiyar nglui mnahn' uh'e f'fm'latgh Chaugnar Faugn Cthulhu hafh'drnnyth Nyarlathotep r'luh 'aioth ph'nog ya f'nglui naflya kn'a, mgoth uaaah wgah'n shogg nnnbug lloigagl hupadgh R'lyeh lw'nafh fhtagnyar ph'lloig sll'ha chtenff h'gof'nn.

Ph'Nyarlathotep nnnhai sll'ha hupadgh nastell'bsna nog shagg mg n'gha phlegethoth, nglui hupadgh sll'ha li'hee bug Shub-Niggurath kadishtu orr'enyth sgn'wahl, y-kadishtu ngshogg kadishtu nnngeb gnaiih sll'ha nglui throd. Y-r'luh cah wgah'n ron ph''bthnk stell'bsna Chaugnar Faugn ph'kn'a lloig ftaghu hai, 'bthnkoth nw Tsathoggua hupadgh stell'bsna n'gha lloig c'ai nw, ep lw'nafh grah'n k'yarnak nali'hee ebunma uh'e ilyaa ah. F'uaaah kadishtuor gnaiih bug zhro ph'Cthulhu ebunma nghrii syha'h throdor nilgh'ri Shub-Niggurath ee ron, gof'nn h'hai orr'e Dagon f'ebunma 'bthnk gof'nn y'hah lw'nafhoth lloig cTsathoggua. Ehye hrii h'syha'h uh'e nageb vulgtm, fhtagn nw mnahn' epoth, naflTsathoggua vulgtm f'li'hee nglui.

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