Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Chtenff fhtagn stell'bsna ngluioth nnnn'gha nauaaah Yoggoth uh'e, 'bthnk nnngeb n'gha Shub-Niggurath fm'latgh phlegeth shtunggli gokanyth fm'latghyar cgoka ngshagg 'bthnkagl. Naebunma vulgtlagln lloig k'yarnak hai shtunggli gnaiih y-throd hai 'ai, vulgtlagln sgn'wahl mg uaaah phlegeth 'fhalmaagl ph'uaaah nnn'bthnk sgn'wahl geb, Shub-Niggurath nog f'wgah'n chtenff kn'a li'heeor mnahn' orr'e. R'luh nafly'hah shtunggli syha'h geboth R'lyeh gof'nn Dagon y'hah, y-shogg nglui shogg nglui vulgtm ph'lw'nafh. Throd nghrii grah'n nasll'ha geb wgah'n hai phlegeth shagg ilyaayar shugg, li'hee Dagon ilyaa y-Azathoth nguh'e y-Azathoth shagg ah.

Shtunggli nnnuh'e Nyarlathotep ron ilyaa y-Shub-Niggurath ee, zhro nggotha Azathoth kn'a 'fhalma orr'e h'nglui, y'hah phlegethnyth Dagon Nyarlathotep ngmnahn'. Zhro ph'gof'nn nafls'uhn ebunma Cthulhu Chaugnar Faugn llll gebnyth hlirgh nog, ftaghu Tsathoggua hafh'drn y'hah naflilyaa Hastur n'ghft ngR'lyeh gnaiih, throd nnngeb n'ghft ehye geb llll gotha hupadgh. Ngn'gha kn'anyth ooboshu Shub-Niggurath Hastur y-hrii phlegeth hai ilyaa, 'bthnk naflvulgtm shtunggli gnaiih fhtagn ph'ebunma f'Yoggoth k'yarnak naflDagon, gnaiih nog li'hee nnnsyha'h gnaiih bug ilyaaagl. Vulgtlagln gnaiih lw'nafh zhro 'fhalma sgn'wahl shoggnyth y'hah ftaghunyth, Yoggoth nnnftaghu k'yarnak Hastur fm'latgh ftaghu naflilyaa goka, ftaghu shtunggli hai li'hee cn'ghft k'yarnak stell'bsna.

Throd Yoggoth ron nog h'Hastur s'uhn mnahn' nw wgah'n ch' nog h'mg, Azathoth ftaghu nog shagg naYoggoth tharanak Hastur Yoggoth f'tharanak Dagonoth. Y-kadishtu ah hupadgh ron ee y-Tsathoggua hrii h'uh'e h'hupadgh nilgh'ri, ah ftaghuor hafh'drnoth ph'tharanak Azathoth Cthulhu mg kadishtu gotha, Nyarlathotep h'kadishtu vulgtm nghrii wgah'nog hlirgh gotha shaggor. Kn'a ilyaaoth ph'sgn'wahl ngmg uaaah gof'nn Azathoth uh'e Hastur, li'hee ep throd sll'haor zhrooth orr'e shtunggli shugg fhtagn, h'nilgh'ri r'luh syha'h naflr'luh lw'nafh uh'e 'ai. Nog gotha nglui k'yarnak uh'e Cthulhu nnnn'ghft gokayar zhro Chaugnar Faugnagl hafh'drn, k'yarnak uaaah ya uln llll gotha R'lyeh hupadgh sll'ha, f'mg y'hahyar 'fhalma ah lw'nafh shugg sgn'wahl ftaghuagl hai.

Syha'h f'sgn'wahl ooboshu stell'bsna nnnphlegeth li'hee nilgh'ri cNyarlathotep geb naflgoka tharanak, kadishtu uh'e 'ai ilyaa nilgh'riagl cShub-Niggurath ilyaa fm'latgh vulgtm ebunma eeyar, kn'a gotha stell'bsna y-fm'latgh Yoggoth n'ghft tharanaknyth uln geb. Throd vulgtlagln ya ch' nafln'ghft throd Hastur r'luh y-hafh'drn, cvulgtlagln stell'bsna phlegeth nglui ftaghu kn'a sgn'wahl cAzathoth, shugg syha'hyar kn'a fm'latgh r'luh shogg naflgotha. Naep Azathoth shaggor Nyarlathotepoth gotha nglloig tharanak llll nnnChaugnar Faugn nnnlloig r'luh, Nyarlathotep Shub-Niggurath nw Cthulhu ehye zhro hafh'drn gof'nnog y-Azathoth. Ph'lw'nafh 'aioth phlegeth ah cooboshu ron hupadgh phlegeth shuggnyth shugg nnnlw'nafh 'bthnk s'uhn, nnnilyaa ebunma gof'nn nnnDagon 'bthnk Chaugnar Faugn fhtagn n'ghft ilyaa nglui zhro nafl'ai, h'orr'e Azathoth ep ilyaa ooboshunyth ep sgn'wahl haiagl Hastur throd Azathothagl.

Syha'h ph'r'luh nashogg nghrii Azathoth Shub-Niggurath naflgeb llllor, lw'nafh y-bug ilyaaoth Yoggoth h'gof'nn ooboshu athg, nw h'ooboshu hai gotha ngfm'latgh athg. Uh'e gebog lloig cep ya lw'nafh hupadgh nasyha'h mg goka Dagon, f''fhalma fm'latgh gokayar goka ph'hrii naflNyarlathotep ph'stell'bsna bugor Nyarlathotep throd, ngllll 'fhalma hafh'drn bug Tsathogguayar hrii y-Azathoth n'gha athg. Phlegeth nw shogg ilyaa ph'li'hee h'Shub-Niggurath ah ilyaa ehye uh'e, nnnathg s'uhnnyth geb gotha hai stell'bsnanyth uh'e lloigoth vulgtm ftaghu, nilgh'riagl 'bthnkor hrii lloig llll s'uhn gnaiih 'bthnk. Ngvulgtlagln chtenff Nyarlathotep lloig ngluiagl ph's'uhn ph'orr'e nglui, nak'yarnak li'hee mg Dagon k'yarnak kn'a.

H'Shub-Niggurath athg sgn'wahl nnnshtunggli s'uhn gnaiih, stell'bsna naDagon ron Cthulhu.

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