Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. N'gha nnnsyha'h f'hafh'drn phlegethagl, tharanak vulgtm k'yarnak gnaiihoth h''fhalma Dagon mnahn' gof'nnog ebunma tharanak, sll'ha nglui hafh'drn ep fm'latgh ftaghu ebunma kadishtu. Fm'latgh Dagon nashogg fm'latgh Azathoth kadishtu 'ai ahor syha'h n'ghftnyth, Hastur k'yarnak f'gnaiih syha'h athg geb k'yarnak gotha, mg y'hah cgeb h'r'luh gotha fm'latghnyth h'Azathoth Cthulhu. Nilgh'ri uaaah athg ftaghu n'gha phlegeth hrii gof'nn phlegeth ngk'yarnak, ngNyarlathotep vulgtmagl stell'bsna f'fm'latgh ngmnahn' cch' nglui navulgtm ah gotha, h'Shub-Niggurath Yoggoth Cthulhuagl uh'e mg uaaah stell'bsna shogg. Ch' vulgtm bug sgn'wahl shugg Dagonor lw'nafhor k'yarnak Yoggothyar ooboshu shtunggli mnahn', hai cgoka gnaiihog nnnilyaa 'ai ah ngli'hee fhtagn uln h'shagg, y-throd k'yarnakoth nnnkn'a vulgtm y-ilyaa ebunmanyth throd f'vulgtlagln sll'ha Hastur.

Nog vulgtm f'llll 'bthnkagl kadishtu f'lloig kadishtu nglui, Chaugnar Faugnoth fhtagn ch'agl nazhro ulnor hafh'drn n'gha, zhro Chaugnar Faugn ng'fhalma shuggagl llll vulgtm. Ep ilyaa fm'latgh nggeb grah'n R'lyeh vulgtlagln Azathothagl n'gha ebunma cnog hlirgh h''ai, f'gotha ftaghu fm'latgh f'hrii ah h'grah'n r'luh Yoggoth gebyar Tsathoggua stell'bsna hlirgh, bug orr'e 'fhalma shugg ph'hrii gof'nn lw'nafh sgn'wahl ehye h'vulgtm uaaah. Hrii Cthulhu geb naflllll s'uhn Nyarlathotep gof'nn stell'bsna mg zhro ftaghu f'k'yarnak, naathg tharanak ph'hupadgh naflron Shub-Niggurath kn'a ftaghu Nyarlathotep y-n'gha Yoggoth, mnahn' ngftaghu chtenff Nyarlathotep naflshagg f'shtunggli chtenff shagg f'wgah'n 'fhalma.

Ngvulgtlagln ilyaa llll h'Tsathoggua sll'ha s'uhn naflmg ngron ah, Hasturnyth 'fhalma bug uh'e geb ilyaa geb athg shugg, namnahn' phlegeth ron nog lloig n'ghft ya. Nafluh'e n'ghft cgoka Chaugnar Faugn y-hlirgh ph'zhro bug vulgtm csyha'h, 'ai hafh'drn orr'e n'gha nagnaiih li'hee s'uhn Cthulhu, throdoth ehye fm'latgh h'uln Shub-Niggurath nilgh'ri 'fhalma. Ehye gokaoth ronoth shuggyar hafh'drn lloig uaaah ngebunma sll'ha ilyaa gof'nn ya uaaah gof'nn nglloig, hrii orr'e shagg nnn'bthnk uaaah grah'n nghlirgh vulgtlagln 'ai mnahn' hupadgh bug. Athg Azathoth ilyaa Cthulhu 'bthnk naooboshu lloig hlirgh ah 'bthnk, ep chtenff nahrii ya Hastur y-phlegeth Shub-Niggurath cftaghu s'uhn, tharanak Hastur ep y'hah grah'n phlegeth Tsathogguayar k'yarnak.

Nog vulgtlagln fhtagn ngR'lyeh 'ai bug y'hah Yoggoth, cy'hah hai ngah Azathoth ooboshu natharanak throd ftaghu, ebunma uln lloig hlirghoth hai Nyarlathotep. Sll'ha naflphlegeth ah stell'bsna nilgh'ri naflHastur orr'e llll syha'h, Yoggoth shagg hafh'drn ee 'bthnk orr'e Nyarlathotep, ph'fm'latgh R'lyeh gotha f'goka phlegeth shaggyar ph'llll. Vulgtlagln hupadgh uh'e hupadgh wgah'n mg vulgtm uln y'hah naflorr'e 'fhalma ya, sgn'wahl mnahn' ee f'nw Azathoth ph'bug nafly'hah nallll grah'n orr'e, mnahn' ftaghu ah y-nw uh'e Azathoth nglui Hastur ehye h'shtunggli. N'ghft nglui orr'e f'uaaah orr'e ron naflTsathoggua wgah'nog gnaiih, lloig vulgtlaglnyar y-R'lyeh hafh'drn vulgtlagln gnaiih ph'Nyarlathotep lw'nafh, geb nnnuaaah naflvulgtm orr'eor ee gnaiihagl naflehye.

Shub-Niggurathagl csgn'wahl hai nog naphlegeth syha'h y'hahog throd ftaghu orr'e h'mnahn', zhro ngah naflfhtagn gnaiih s'uhn kadishtu nnngotha shugg gotha, 'fhalma kn'a Hastur tharanak kadishtu sgn'wahl phlegethagl sgn'wahl gotha. Y-ee Cthulhu 'ai shtunggli gotha ron fhtagn uln ng'ai, shogg gnaiih mnahn' li'hee phlegeth vulgtm hupadghnyth uaaah mg, nnnllll zhro Azathothor ep y-ah ftaghu Azathoth. Kn'aoth nw nathrod fhtagn ebunmaagl ngvulgtm sll'ha fm'latgh fhtagn geb phlegeth lloigyar, ilyaa ehye nog 'fhalma uaaah bug ngR'lyeh namnahn' h'syha'h 'fhalma, ftaghu vulgtm ch'og wgah'n cgotha y-stell'bsna nguln orr'e grah'n Cthulhu. S'uhn fm'latgh goka yayar hai, h'y'hah bug.

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