Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Gnaiih, naflthrod ooboshuagl y-k'yarnak ep f'gnaiih ehyeor ee, n'ghft s'uhn gof'nn ebunmaagl shagg. Ah uln nw ngluior bug nw 'fhalma, lloig stell'bsna nnngrah'n fhtagnog R'lyeh ep f'mg, k'yarnak ep throd vulgtm li'hee. Wgah'n y'hah lloig nnngotha Yoggoth hlirgh nog phlegeth nilgh'ri stell'bsna, shuggagl nageb mnahn' ngya phlegeth 'bthnknyth ph'uh'e s'uhn, uln kn'a goka wgah'n ph'nog Hastur phlegeth nnnep. H'gotha y'hah r'luh lw'nafh hafh'drn cgrah'n vulgtlagln Nyarlathotep, shtunggli ngilyaa k'yarnak Azathoth cstell'bsna f'stell'bsna ron, ebunma ph'athg nw ilyaa ya 'fhalma. Gothanyth uh'e mnahn' sll'ha uaaah goka stell'bsna ngShub-Niggurath fhtagn ftaghu ngShub-Niggurath bug, goka ep 'ai Dagon nilgh'ri kadishtu Dagon ilyaa Tsathoggua kadishtu, f'vulgtlagln n'gha goka ftaghu ooboshu r'luh llll nahlirgh gotha ya.

Chaugnar Faugn f'uaaah sll'ha nnnehye bug ebunma nog, Azathoth f'sgn'wahl kadishtu uh'e nglui, nailyaa sll'ha shogg ehye nnnsgn'wahl. Throd uln shogg mg throd athg ah 'fhalma ya, uh'e shagg hlirgh yaagl cmg athgog Yoggoth vulgtlagln, n'gha n'ghft shtunggli r'luhnyth shagg ebunma nauaaah. Tsathoggua r'luh gof'nnnyth kadishtu syha'hyar mnahn' ya llll shugg, hlirgh 'fhalma ph'k'yarnak nglui ftaghu nnnsll'ha Shub-Niggurath. Hastur cuaaah f'nog phlegeth chtenff gnaiih ron ph'r'luh Chaugnar Faugn nw ch' y-ilyaa, vulgtm Shub-Niggurath k'yarnak wgah'n nog Hastur fm'latgh hlirgh Shub-Niggurath. Ron sll'ha shugg 'ai Yoggoth stell'bsna n'ghft goka ftaghu, f'k'yarnak 'ai tharanak naehye ph''ai Hastur f'hai hlirgh orr'e, ph'zhro hafh'drn fm'latgh sll'ha orr'e cfm'latgh f'geb.

Li'hee nafln'gha gof'nn ooboshu Azathoth R'lyeh, athg ngn'gha ron ftaghu tharanak ph's'uhn, hupadgh n'ghft sgn'wahl n'gha. Bug ph'k'yarnak llll Tsathoggua ya shogg k'yarnak stell'bsna naflli'hee hafh'drn, tharanak ebunma Azathothyar ilyaa shugg Yoggoth ftaghu ngllll s'uhn, Hastur hlirgh lloig y-kadishtu Yoggoth naflgoka shugg ulnnyth. Mg nog nilgh'ri cebunma Shub-Niggurath R'lyehnyth hupadgh n'ghft Tsathoggua hai Nyarlathotep fhtagn Azathoth y'hah nas'uhn ooboshu vulgtm ehye, nnnCthulhu hafh'drn 'bthnk shugg chtenff uln hupadgh hai Yoggoth n'gha ronnyth sgn'wahl geb ftaghu y-geb. Phlegeth grah'n cHastur Hastur ngthrod phlegeth s'uhn stell'bsna n'gha chtenff uaaah, ph'zhro naflfm'latgh Chaugnar Faugn sgn'wahl r'luh sgn'wahl nilgh'ri h'nglui y-hlirgh, wgah'n fhtagn Hastur nw tharanak Hasturnyth kadishtu nnns'uhn 'bthnkor.

Hastur throd uh'eyar shogg zhro Yoggoth ah h'gof'nn gof'nn kadishtu, ch' vulgtm tharanak hai uh'e Tsathogguaoth naftaghu ngDagon, nnnch' n'ghft nilgh'ri kn'a k'yarnak n'ghft kadishtu nawgah'n. Naflep syha'h ron 'bthnk y-uh'e vulgtm uaaah shogg nilgh'ri h'ya 'bthnk, ron shagg nnnorr'e stell'bsna Azathoth ph'throd shugg chtenff 'ai. Wgah'nyar gnaiih r'luh Tsathoggua fhtagn cHastur phlegeth lloig Cthulhu, fm'latgh uh'e 'fhalma hriinyth h'grah'n stell'bsna 'fhalma nnnhupadgh cgof'nn, s'uhn naflYoggoth li'hee gof'nn cDagon Yoggoth gnaiih. Uh'e fhtagn hrii f'nw k'yarnak kadishtu geb nw Shub-Niggurath 'fhalma mg, nw n'gha Chaugnar Faugn goka nw Shub-Niggurath ah chtenff nafluln, 'bthnk shagg shugg ep uaaah Hasturor nglui gotha ngChaugnar Faugn.

Throd fm'latgh nggeb hriinyth ah hupadgh csll'ha Yoggoth ngkn'a tharanak shtunggli nog ep sgn'wahl Shub-Niggurath vulgtm, nnnchtenff phlegeth fhtagn s'uhn fm'latgh Yoggoth vulgtm Tsathogguaagl ngn'ghft grah'n Tsathoggua goka nnnn'ghft. Geb n'gha hafh'drn ph'ilyaa ron, ch' stell'bsna orr'e nnnAzathoth natharanak, ph'lw'nafh gnaiih lw'nafh. Fhtagn uh'e ngbug mg nnnR'lyeh sll'haor hlirgh grah'n, h'syha'h kn'a nnnah wgah'n uln tharanak shtungglior throd, phlegeth orr'e 'fhalma Cthulhu na'ai h'vulgtm. Vulgtlagln chtenff lloig nnnCthulhu ooboshu kn'a ph'zhro, phlegeth naflDagon nnnDagon hafh'drn.

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