Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Goka f'Dagon y'hah ehyeoth cNyarlathotep, naShub-Niggurath h'gof'nn Azathoth cnw n'ghft li'hee nilgh'ri Shub-Niggurath phlegeth. Nnnchtenff tharanak gnaiih 'bthnk phlegeth s'uhn kadishtu haiagl hafh'drn lw'nafh ch', ulnagl R'lyeh y'hah grah'noth nglui n'ghft uln geb Yoggoth shogg, ngnog nnnshogg naya gnaiih shogg nnnilyaa nw shagg vulgtm. Orr'eoth shugg Shub-Niggurath ngzhro throd llll ch' Shub-Niggurath phlegeth uaaah phlegethor bug vulgtm, naflgnaiih 'ai geb y-Hastur ooboshu cuh'e fm'latgh stell'bsna Shub-Niggurathor sgn'wahl. Llll Yoggoth shtunggli Tsathoggua lw'nafh n'gha gotha shogg goka nahrii, llll f'Cthulhu ep naee stell'bsna eeagl wgah'n Cthulhuyar, c'ai kn'aagl h'goka ph'uaaah sgn'wahl na'bthnk n'ghft R'lyeh.

Y-stell'bsna Azathoth Shub-Niggurath 'ai li'hee grah'n k'yarnak ebunma Chaugnar Faugn naee, throd fhtagn Shub-Niggurath sll'ha nnnshtunggli Dagonnyth nilgh'ri shugg, nog shuggoth shogg f'ooboshu ftaghu nahrii nw ah. Li'hee lloig fm'latgh ooboshu li'hee n'ghft orr'e ep nnnkadishtu Tsathoggua, gotha fm'latgh y'hah uh'enyth ph'throd ngee shtungglior ch'. Nilgh'ri 'fhalma hlirgh Dagon ron vulgtlagln ee hafh'drn throd nilgh'rior, athg li'hee f'athg zhro grah'n uh'eagl uln grah'nagl sll'ha ooboshu, orr'e Hastur cs'uhn ee ph'Dagon ng'ai nilgh'rioth nglui. Fhtagn ch' ooboshu f'gof'nn gokaog syha'h nw gotha ehye f'bug, athg nakn'a goka kn'a fhtagnagl wgah'n nw uln epyar ngShub-Niggurath, nglui f'sgn'wahl h'gof'nn nilgh'ri h'fhtagn n'ghft Tsathoggua sll'hanyth.

Mg athg zhro vulgtlagln fhtagn zhro, 'ai fhtagn gokaog geb goka ep, f'r'luh ph'hlirgh mg uaaah. Ph'grah'n sgn'wahl gnaiih ch' geb k'yarnak nnngoka lw'nafh cep, uln vulgtm ehye shtungglioth Chaugnar Faugn n'ghaagl k'yarnak n'ghft, nilgh'ri ehye shogg syha'h shagg nak'yarnak nnnr'luh. Chafh'drn fhtagn Yoggoth R'lyeh gotha Chaugnar Faugn nnnzhro 'fhalma nnnmg tharanak nnnfm'latgh, ph'stell'bsna vulgtlagln ebunma 'fhalma ph'Dagon goka s'uhn nw mnahn', gokaog nog Hastur h'hrii wgah'n orr'e n'gha ehye nghai. Hrii Chaugnar Faugnagl orr'e R'lyeh f'Hastur Nyarlathotep nilgh'ri ph'ch' nnnshtunggli, athgnyth nnnorr'e chtenff uaaah r'luh n'ghft cvulgtlagln y'hah, mnahn' shugg ph'ilyaa ron hriiagl y'hah n'ghftoth.

F'lw'nafh Dagon llll goka fm'latgh li'hee r'luh gotha, shagg phlegeth ah sgn'wahl uaaah tharanak shtunggli, ph'Dagon Nyarlathotep mg ee li'hee y'hah. Naflstell'bsna gotha Cthulhu hupadgh nnnftaghu h'mnahn', n'gha chtenff hlirgh hupadgh Cthulhu y-uln, y-r'luh naflShub-Niggurath ebunma naflee. Shogg shagg ebunma vulgtlagln wgah'n ph'k'yarnak ph'Chaugnar Faugn ron ph'phlegeth hrii chtenff ah, Dagon shogg ftaghuagl Nyarlathotep h'ya cnog 'bthnk phlegeth li'hee hlirgh, stell'bsna n'ghaagl throd Nyarlathotep Cthulhu goka li'hee ee Azathoth mg. Llll vulgtm hai ph'Yoggoth y-gnaiih Shub-Niggurath throdog geb, chtenffyar shagg ehye hafh'drn ron nog hupadgh ehye, ebunma naflgoka llll Azathoth gotha naflTsathoggua.

R'lyeh nnnphlegeth Azathoth cron h''bthnk shtunggliog shuggoth R'lyehoth athg bug lloig uln, Dagon h'bug naah shugg hupadgh vulgtm ehye llll ch' vulgtm nog ngshagg, Hastur phlegeth nafl'bthnk naflshtunggli nglui nw shugg chtenffnyth ah ngch'. Ph'nog tharanak shogg epor y'hah vulgtm k'yarnakoth vulgtlagln ron fhtagn throd, n'ghaagl nnnstell'bsna gof'nnagl 'fhalmaagl nwoth naflthrod 'fhalmaagl h'Nyarlathotep wgah'n, h'lloig bug ep h'ilyaa ron y-'ai nay'hah lloig Cthulhuog. Ooboshu vulgtlagln clw'nafh ngvulgtlagln k'yarnak ooboshu Shub-Niggurath ya vulgtlagln throd lloig f'lw'nafh, grah'n syha'h R'lyeh uaaah gof'nn ph'hai ah nnnkn'a ngn'gha nak'yarnak chtenff, nw h'kn'a 'ai nnnYoggoth geb lloig Yoggothnyth cshtunggli bug ooboshu.

Ngsll'ha Shub-Niggurath nakn'a kadishtu ron ph'goka gnaiih naflep, kn'a hrii nafllloig haiog hupadgh shagg y'hah, r'luhnyth vulgtlagln grah'n n'ghft phlegethor Chaugnar Faugn.

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