Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Source code at Github.
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ngshtunggli ebunma cHastur ehye kadishtuog shugg, throd sgn'wahl gotha f'kadishtu phlegeth Azathoth tharanak sll'ha h'uln kn'a shagg, bug y-mg ee shagg 'ai naTsathoggua chtenff throdyar ilyaa stell'bsna. Lw'nafh f'Nyarlathotep shagg ee Azathoth geb nnnwgah'n naooboshu gnaiih, hlirgh ph'Dagon n'ghft gof'nn h'vulgtlagln ehye y'hah gnaiih, sgn'wahl nghrii vulgtlagln hrii Shub-Niggurath shagg h'bug. Ch' Chaugnar Faugn hupadgh 'ai nog ngli'hee R'lyeh nogyar eeog naShub-Niggurath h'zhro, ee kn'a n'gha f's'uhn nog naflstell'bsna ron shugg 'fhalma, fhtagn naphlegeth h'vulgtm syha'h throd vulgtm gotha kn'a ebunma. Tharanak mnahn' Azathoth hlirgh nog R'lyehnyth Dagon uaaah hlirgh h'gof'nn, f'Shub-Niggurath mg fm'latghog hai Cthulhu nglui Chaugnar Faugn Shub-Niggurathyar geb nnnebunma, Nyarlathotepyar y-uaaah ph'zhro lw'nafh nilgh'ri wgah'n phlegethor csgn'wahl.

Li'hee orr'e k'yarnak ah nglui Cthulhu f'uh'e shagg uln, Dagonyar f'fhtagn phlegeth stell'bsna sll'ha orr'enyth Nyarlathotep, hrii syha'h nog gof'nn tharanak ahyar goka. H'uaaah gnaiih syha'h chtenff phlegeth Cthulhu stell'bsna f'zhro mg shuggagl, vulgtlagln hrii bug goka y'hah ron ehye grah'nog nagotha, athg Shub-Niggurath Nyarlathotepagl mg ph'stell'bsna Dagon ee h'wgah'n. Uln ilyaa Shub-Niggurath 'fhalma sgn'wahl gotha tharanak hupadgh, vulgtlagln kn'a na'bthnk kn'a shagg nilgh'ri nog li'hee, y-kadishtu ron syha'h llll ftaghu geb. Ooboshu 'ai orr'eog chtenff hrii hupadgh gof'nn uln nglui shtunggli, n'gha naflstell'bsna hrii mg lw'nafh f'k'yarnak hlirgh syha'h gnaiih mnahn', Cthulhu bug shaggnyth namg epoth cilyaa Tsathoggua r'luh.

Ph'ep phlegeth ron k'yarnak ch' chtenff Yoggoth y-hlirgh zhro, hafh'drn vulgtlagln hrii y-Cthulhu R'lyeh Dagon y-'bthnk gokaor mgog, uh'e nnnn'gha ilyaa shugg vulgtlagln gnaiih fm'latghyar. Ch' hafh'drn bug li'heeog nageb Cthulhu phlegeth ph'ilyaa kadishtu hafh'drn, uh'e vulgtm lloig Azathoth ehye shagg ph'ee phlegeth ron uln, shugg ooboshu naee phlegeth ron nnnkadishtu mg ya. Nilgh'ri wgah'nnyth uaaah gnaiih ngthrod shtunggli Dagon bug Shub-Niggurath, orr'e uh'e ilyaa li'hee Hastur nnnkn'a vulgtlagln, h'lloig vulgtlagln Azathoth shugg naflhlirgh ngnilgh'ri Tsathoggua. Shogg Tsathoggua Nyarlathotep sgn'wahl sll'ha vulgtlagln li'hee Hastur fhtagnor, gof'nn hrii kn'a Cthulhu Hasturyar mg Chaugnar Faugn.

Tharanak Chaugnar Faugn Azathoth uln li'hee nog shagg uaaah bug n'ghft 'bthnkoth, phlegeth grah'n ebunma shugg gotha kadishtuyar ph'goka ch' fhtagn mg, zhro kn'a ah 'ai orr'e k'yarnak sgn'wahl gotha ehye. Ee llll R'lyeh 'bthnk Shub-Niggurath nahafh'drn lw'nafh hupadgh sgn'wahl shagg R'lyeh, nilgh'ri s'uhn gof'nn Tsathoggua y'hah kadishtu naDagon orr'e Azathoth nwnyth, ch'agl ep orr'e gof'nn nog sgn'wahl n'ghft stell'bsnayar wgah'n. Nog chrii h'Shub-Niggurath n'ghft 'bthnk ch' gotha naflorr'e 'fhalmayar 'bthnk nguaaah, shogg zhro llll nazhro hrii gothaoth ftaghu fhtagn shuggnyth, uh'e goka naflzhro uaaah bug y-hlirgh gof'nn phlegeth Azathothog.

'bthnk naflDagon ehye Nyarlathotep goka Dagon Cthulhu ebunma, shogg Azathoth y'hah nog nw lw'nafh nnnHastur nnntharanak, ftaghu phlegeth kadishtu orr'e hai kadishtu. Dagon nghai nilgh'ri s'uhn ee n'ghft lw'nafh Azathoth ngftaghu, ch' f'n'ghft zhro cfhtagn hafh'drnor f'shagg. Shtunggliog kn'a stell'bsna shugg n'ghft Dagonagl ep hlirgh, gnaiih ph'li'hee zhroagl ya r'luhyar hupadgh shugg, ee nw phlegeth shtunggli f'hlirgh sgn'wahl. Nggrah'n naflshtunggli lloig Tsathoggua lw'nafh shaggyar Nyarlathotep uh'eor hrii, n'gha h'ch' cah ya kadishtu ph'geb R'lyeh ah y-ch', f'uh'e ngilyaa nnnlloig hrii stell'bsna gnaiih naflDagon. Ya li'hee ya uaaah kn'a Tsathoggua cr'luh shtunggli, Nyarlathotep vulgtmyar sgn'wahl phlegeth Shub-Niggurath R'lyeh orr'e zhro, ooboshu lloig Azathothagl nnnhai uh'e shtunggli.

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