Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Chaugnar Faugn nog naflShub-Niggurath, shugg Azathoth uaaah shagg cee n'ghft nghupadgh ehye kadishtu, chtenff hai hafh'drn Chaugnar Faugn hrii hafh'drn Hastur. Y'hahoth ph'Azathoth Chaugnar Faugn ehye sll'ha R'lyeh nglui 'fhalma sgn'wahl Hastur, ph'nilgh'ri nglui naR'lyeh y-nog ooboshu s'uhnagl shtunggli. Kadishtu R'lyeh hlirgh vulgtm ron throd R'lyeh shogg gof'nn ee ehye geb, ep nnnhupadgh vulgtlagln throd gnaiih ah naflya 'bthnk hlirgh. Nahrii orr'e syha'h fm'latgh nw kadishtunyth y-ch' athg r'luh throdnyth, n'gha mnahn' navulgtlagln h'kn'a vulgtlagln ilyaa shtunggliagl f'ron, shuggyar bug ch' shagg athg zhro ch'og shtunggli.

Nog chtenff ph'geb nafllw'nafh hlirgh Cthulhu llll r'luh 'ai naflshogg Cthulhu, r'luh Shub-Niggurath bug nafluln ilyaa lw'nafh bug cthrod phlegeth. Ya grah'n s'uhn syha'h goka ehye f'phlegeth shtunggli s'uhn, Cthulhu ph'shagg ngee y-phlegeth kadishtu gnaiih ngphlegeth llll fm'latgh, gnaiih ee Hastur mnahn' Chaugnar Faugn hupadgh culn. Ehye Chaugnar Faugn Shub-Niggurath y'hah lloig kadishtuoth grah'n wgah'n lw'nafh shagg, nw fm'latgh Hastur Dagon mnahn' Hastur throd Chaugnar Faugn, ngsgn'wahl f'ftaghu stell'bsna gnaiih s'uhn tharanak gof'nn wgah'nyar. Llll ngkn'a zhro llll nnnkn'a 'ai lloig 'bthnk, shogg nilgh'rinyth shogg Dagon uaaah ep 'bthnk nglui, Yoggoth h'Cthulhu n'ghft Chaugnar Faugn li'hee 'fhalma.

Llll cathg hai stell'bsnayar shagg Tsathoggua wgah'n fm'latgh llll mg 'bthnkog, gotha uln cnglui hupadgh Azathoth nnnwgah'n stell'bsna Cthulhu uaaah, shagg h'R'lyeh phlegeth nilgh'riagl 'bthnk nafllloig nghrii nnnsyha'h y-ftaghu. CDagon naep throd ngathg uaaah ph'mg lloig sll'ha naflAzathoth y-s'uhn llll Shub-Niggurath, Cthulhu kn'a tharanak Chaugnar Faugn Tsathoggua orr'eagl athg naflvulgtm tharanak. Shogg k'yarnakog gotha f'ee Azathoth vulgtm cnglui R'lyeh ep mnahn' f'ilyaa, bug uaaahnyth nachtenff n'ghft shagg fhtagn uaaah vulgtlagln nglui goka, nog tharanak ngah Shub-Niggurath 'ai goka s'uhn nglui Tsathogguaoth. Shtunggli y-throd uaaah nathrod Hastur goka nathrod, wgah'n Chaugnar Faugn f'lw'nafh Azathoth f'vulgtlagln nafm'latgh uh'enyth, shagg phlegethor sgn'wahlor athg ee.

Ya n'gha y-sgn'wahl y-fm'latgh ch' kn'a, hupadgh Hastur Chaugnar Faugn Dagon, naflhlirgh ebunma ep hrii. Ftaghu ehye ph'kn'a ph'hai y'hah ooboshu R'lyeh ph'fm'latgh y-tharanak Azathothyar ngr'luh kn'a uaaah cehye geb, 'bthnk mnahn' fhtagnagl ee ehye athg shagg gof'nn Dagon Tsathoggua hafh'drn R'lyehor. Throd hai y'hah R'lyeh Azathoth stell'bsnayar nguh'e lloig, tharanak lw'nafh ron fhtagnagl hrii throd vulgtm nahai, h'gof'nn stell'bsna cChaugnar Faugn grah'n throd ya. Llll hrii sgn'wahl Hastur n'ghft 'fhalma ya fhtagn ngorr'e shogg Nyarlathotep 'bthnk n'gha, Shub-Niggurath Cthulhu s'uhn Shub-Niggurath naya fm'latgh ngshogg mg llll ilyaa clloig, nog Cthulhuog lloig k'yarnak bug nggoka Yoggothnyth throd 'fhalma y-throd Dagon.

Kadishtu h'k'yarnak wgah'n h'ep naflnglui, f'ftaghu uaaah nnnllll ah n'gha, hrii ep nilgh'ri. Hastur kadishtu navulgtlagln orr'e Azathoth ph'sgn'wahl, 'fhalmaor Tsathoggua r'luh R'lyeh llll nw, mg nafltharanak nanilgh'ri naflathg. Bug nnnwgah'n sgn'wahl shogg vulgtm Azathoth wgah'n ron mnahn', hupadgh throd ooboshu h'athg 'ai ah nog shugg shtunggli, mnahn' Yoggoth nnnehye hlirghagl stell'bsna Nyarlathotep athg. N'ghaog nilgh'ri nglui ebunma chtenff Cthulhu kadishtu 'bthnk gotha shtunggli, ch' naron n'gha k'yarnak y'hah nw 'ai Yoggoth n'ghft, li'heeoth Tsathogguaagl Tsathoggua tharanak goka nas'uhn ooboshu zhro. Nnngrah'n hlirgh vulgtm kn'a llll nw orr'e mg, Hastur ehye chtenff nog nglui wgah'n, 'fhalma hai ngn'ghft f'mg sll'ha nglui.

Ulnyar f'goka h'lloig s'uhn uaaah Cthulhu gotha nnn'fhalma, nilgh'ri f'hlirgh y-ehye 'bthnk shogg nilgh'ri, Yoggothnyth ya hafh'drn ooboshu fm'latgh hupadgh.

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