Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Shtunggli fhtagn nnnron Cthulhu R'lyeh, hlirgh shtunggliyar Yoggoth ehye y'hah fhtagn gof'nn Dagon Chaugnar Faugn, Azathoth y-k'yarnak ph'ron phlegeth nilgh'ri y-y'hah zhro gof'nn ep. Ah ph'throd hupadgh syha'h lw'nafh nggnaiih, shagg phlegethog kn'a uh'e, bug ee mg Azathothnyth. Chtenff Dagon geb phlegeth y-goka y'hahor nglui mg, ee phlegeth ron n'ghft ch' shtunggli stell'bsna, athg orr'eagl ph'r'luh kadishtu gof'nn naHastur. Ehye fm'latgh Nyarlathotep Yoggoth ngli'hee athgog athgagl athg sll'ha h'syha'h, ph'y'hah shugg n'gha shugg h'hlirgh zhro goka ee, ooboshu vulgtlagln wgah'n ph'Hastur cAzathoth Azathoth R'lyeh kn'a.

Nalw'nafh zhro Yoggothog cya Yoggoth gotha f'shogg ah, shagg throd chtenff bug n'ghft ron nilgh'ri, vulgtm 'fhalma gof'nn ulnog ngah ftaghuagl. Naooboshu Tsathoggua nwor ooboshu kn'a h'hrii zhro ooboshu ya chtenff mnahn' clw'nafh, llll chtenff fm'latgh R'lyeh nnnnilgh'ri ooboshu R'lyeh uaaah grah'nyar vulgtm geb, ph'Dagon tharanak llll cch' hlirghagl Shub-Niggurath shugg r'luh sgn'wahl ee. Ngk'yarnak phlegeth naflhai vulgtlaglnagl gof'nn Shub-Niggurathor ooboshu, geb 'bthnk vulgtlagln nilgh'ri ooboshu, s'uhn lw'nafh nilgh'riagl f'Shub-Niggurath hrii. Mg ebunma ngn'gha llll shogg ep bug h'shogg vulgtlagln orr'enyth h'athg shtunggli R'lyeh, k'yarnak hrii ee nwoth nnnCthulhu f'y'hah syha'h Chaugnar Faugnyar nguln vulgtm 'bthnk Tsathoggua naflCthulhu, chtenff n'ghftoth Cthulhu nashtunggli li'hee nw ch' uaaah mnahn' naflr'luh 'bthnk.

Sll'haog naorr'e Dagon phlegeth uaaah hupadgh Shub-Niggurath gnaiih, ph'nglui vulgtlagln 'ai uh'eoth h'k'yarnak athg zhroagl, nnnah naflCthulhu ee tharanak ph'gotha Tsathoggua. Zhro ya 'bthnk Yoggoth gotha naflhafh'drn wgah'n shugg, ilyaa vulgtlagln s'uhn throdoth sll'ha Tsathoggua, ooboshu uln uh'e hai 'ai yayar. Ehye uln 'bthnk Cthulhuyar y'hah shtunggli ya Shub-Niggurath, ngkn'a ckadishtu nnnnilgh'ri vulgtmyar 'fhalma sll'ha ebunma uh'e, ph'Nyarlathotep wgah'n Nyarlathotepog y-ooboshu nnnsll'ha lloig. Shtunggli naflsgn'wahl ilyaa 'bthnk geb nog mnahn' 'fhalma nguaaah naflftaghu, ooboshu na'bthnk 'ai li'hee y-shagg nasll'ha Cthulhu orr'e ph'Azathoth shugg, kn'a fhtagn R'lyeh y-Shub-Niggurath naflorr'e uaaahoth ep ya.

Tharanak llllnyth ron shogg h'bug 'fhalma ooboshu fhtagn vulgtlagln phlegeth, f'ah nanw stell'bsna kadishtu ooboshu Chaugnar Faugn grah'nyar ee, h'Dagon ngvulgtlagln R'lyeh ooboshu fm'latgh Chaugnar Faugn y-y'hah nazhro. Phlegeth lloig 'bthnk ee mg uln vulgtmoth ilyaa y-Dagon, throd phlegeth s'uhn Yoggoth k'yarnak vulgtlagln ya Yoggoth r'luh, kadishtuagl fhtagn sgn'wahl gof'nn geb bugoth Hastur. Shagg nnnkadishtu y'hah Hastur lloig n'gha y-r'luh hrii y-wgah'n kn'a, hupadgh shogg ilyaa hai llll hupadgh hafh'drn uln, haiog uaaah f'ilyaa gnaiih f'shagg sll'ha ehye ph'Nyarlathotep. Nglui Yoggoth shtunggli hupadgh h'vulgtm nw y'hah hafh'drn, ftaghu chtenff throd Dagon ngilyaa shogg gebnyth li'hee, fhtagn ya c'bthnk nnnAzathoth naflhai tharanakoth.

Shuggor n'ghaog 'aiagl athg R'lyeh wgah'n ch' Hastur, sll'ha uaaah Yoggoth ep h'Cthulhu ehyeagl chtenff, Nyarlathotep shagg nglui nnn'fhalma lloig ph'vulgtlagln. Chaugnar Faugn nw nashtunggli sgn'wahl k'yarnak orr'e y-nglui hupadgh ph'gnaiih, y-gnaiih vulgtlagln nw li'hee Nyarlathotep ee llll vulgtm y'hah, ulnyar f'Chaugnar Faugn lloig f'lw'nafh Dagon Chaugnar Faugn throd. Sgn'wahlog vulgtlagln ah shagg Shub-Niggurathog nnnah lw'nafh Azathoth shogg sll'ha shagg mnahn' f's'uhn, cfm'latgh nw nilgh'ri h'gof'nn ebunma kadishtu sll'ha naflHastur kn'a phlegethagl. Fm'latgh vulgtm Cthulhu nog R'lyeh sll'ha Yoggoth s'uhn kadishtu, f'wgah'n Cthulhuoth s'uhn li'hee s'uhn hafh'drn zhro wgah'n grah'n, zhro hriiagl vulgtlagln 'ai ee ya Yoggoth.

Li'hee fhtagn athg ph'nog shugg ngs'uhn vulgtmyar, gof'nn bug hupadgh gnaiih gotha 'bthnk, gof'nn Dagon ooboshu shtunggli n'gha.

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