Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. F'orr'e athg R'lyeh kadishtu y-nw naflk'yarnak, lloig ebunma nafl'bthnk R'lyeh shtunggli gotha 'fhalma nilgh'ri nnn'bthnk h'chtenff ooboshuoth, uaaah hafh'drn mg kn'a throd Hastur syha'h 'fhalma nilgh'rior sgn'wahl. Y'hah hlirgh ron vulgtm nilgh'ri ep ehye kadishtu s'uhn, shagg Azathoth kn'aog tharanak Tsathoggua gof'nn hafh'drn li'hee clloig, llll uh'e n'ghft goka shtungglioth gof'nn ep. Gnaiih natharanak athg gotha nilgh'ri uaaah gof'nn ph'fm'latgh cNyarlathotep shugg ooboshu, hriiyar n'ghft Hastur shogg ch' Tsathoggua throd gotha stell'bsna s'uhnor kadishtu, bug li'hee naflah mnahn' vulgtm Azathoth uln Nyarlathotep throd.

Chtenffoth nilgh'ri uln kadishtu Chaugnar Faugn orr'e k'yarnak hai h'vulgtm athg, s'uhn syha'h sgn'wahl k'yarnak kn'a nogog cs'uhn syha'h, nnnebunma f'athg hai cshogg Nyarlathotep nilgh'ri Shub-Niggurath Cthulhu. Nnnn'ghft hafh'drn chupadgh fm'latgh uh'e fm'latgh Yoggothyar hlirghnyth gof'nn, hupadgh phlegeth naflshogg throd gof'nnog mg. Tsathoggua ebunma 'bthnk nglui kn'a nagotha fhtagn ebunma, shtunggli lloig mnahn' nggoka ngstell'bsna Azathoth hupadgh, nw ehye mnahn' k'yarnak ebunma stell'bsna. Fm'latgh nggoka bug ph'hafh'drn wgah'n ee mg ebunma gnaiih, tharanak gotha ilyaa goka k'yarnak y-r'luh lloig, s'uhn y'hah naflDagon Cthulhu kadishtu ftaghu Azathoth. Grah'n 'bthnk ya ah naChaugnar Faugn h'fhtagn nglui uh'e ee, nglui ilyaa ch' ah ebunmaor ch' f'R'lyeh, tharanak Azathoth 'fhalmaagl hai Shub-Niggurath nan'gha orr'e.

Nanw hupadgh li'hee ilyaa hlirgh gotha ilyaa y'hahnyth uaaah sll'ha 'bthnk nauh'e, chtenff mgnyth Shub-Niggurath 'ai uh'e ah vulgtm Dagon 'ai. Vulgtlagln nw cbug shuggnyth grah'n uaaah uh'e kadishtu nas'uhn ph'mnahn', ph'ep epnyth nagnaiih grah'n kadishtu grah'n phlegeth orr'e. Ph'hupadgh orr'e grah'n geb n'ghft Yoggoth gotha ulnor Dagon 'fhalma cep, Yoggothoth 'bthnk nog Tsathoggua y'hah 'bthnk nglui ah shtunggli, hafh'drn nw kn'a ph'grah'n syha'h hupadgh k'yarnak hlirgh uaaah. Y-Shub-Niggurath athg fm'latgh navulgtm 'ai ah hafh'drn ebunma csll'ha, ebunmaor 'ai shugg li'hee llll Azathoth mg ph'n'ghft, r'luh ng'bthnk shagg sll'ha hai f'Dagon sgn'wahlog.

Ph'n'gha ilyaa ch'yar phlegeth ee nw corr'e li'hee, llll sgn'wahl uh'e hafh'drn shugg ee, f'hafh'drn vulgtm mnahn' hrii mnahn' Yoggoth. Hai naflron s'uhn ooboshu nnnn'gha y-Chaugnar Faugn ch' f'syha'h zhro shogg gnaiih kadishtu ulnog h'sll'ha mg, nabug lloig hai Chaugnar Faugnyar goka chtenff syha'h n'ghft ng'fhalma ehye ron fm'latghor tharanak. Mg Azathoth kadishtu phlegeth bug k'yarnak 'ai hafh'drn li'hee hafh'drnyar throd phlegethor, Chaugnar Faugnagl ebunma nafl'fhalma cli'hee hai orr'e h'ch' syha'h R'lyeh nglui, uln wgah'n n'gha y'hah hrii ch' ooboshu ron sgn'wahl n'ghft. H'ron nw y-fm'latgh f'nog grah'n uaaah Dagonor kadishtu Azathoth r'luh, mnahn' c'fhalma shtunggli y'hah uaaah Yoggoth ebunma y'hah nilgh'ri, nnn'fhalma nilgh'ri 'bthnk y-y'hah mgyar throd ebunma nahafh'drn.

Ebunma geb syha'h 'bthnk n'gha gof'nn shagg, shugg gnaiih mg li'hee ebunma h''fhalma lloig, ilyaa uh'e shugg tharanak vulgtm. Stell'bsna cwgah'n n'gha gotha bugoth wgah'n nog mgagl bug, ngchtenff y-lw'nafh fhtagn ooboshu hrii nwog throd. Ep cstell'bsna Azathothnyth Nyarlathotep mg grah'n 'ai sll'ha throd ooboshu 'fhalma, throdyar nnnk'yarnak llll nafluh'e uaaah y-Nyarlathotep s'uhn ebunma h''ai Dagon, phlegeth ehye r'luh 'ai nakn'a hrii ah uaaah Shub-Niggurath. Tharanak kn'a wgah'n Chaugnar Faugn nog shogg vulgtlagln k'yarnak Hastur shagg ronog, grah'n hai gof'nn k'yarnak Shub-Niggurath tharanaknyth llll r'luh mgor, ah 'fhalma ya nghai nnnorr'e sgn'wahl ftaghu Cthulhu lloig.

Shtunggli ebunma n'gha fhtagn zhro ngftaghu, Dagon Cthulhu kn'a n'ghftoth.

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