Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
Why lorem ipsum when you can Cthulhu fhtagn?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'throd ya llll ngnog, ehye naflAzathoth stell'bsna naflHastur ngmg gof'nn h'sll'ha shugg, ooboshu shoggnyth 'ai h'phlegeth ch' r'luh sll'ha R'lyeh. Ilyaa syha'hnyth kadishtu hupadgh lw'nafh sgn'wahlagl naflvulgtlagln ngllll ee, hai R'lyeh ooboshu cch' Hastur nnngnaiih ah, hupadgh wgah'n 'fhalma hupadgh ron n'ghftor ulnoth. H'hlirgh vulgtlagln nahlirgh shtunggli bug mnahn' li'hee Yoggothagl, f'uh'e ch' Chaugnar Faugn nak'yarnak n'ghft Nyarlathotepyar nw, ilyaa gotha ftaghu uh'eyar nnnzhro nw. Y'hah nog y-Hastur shogg f''bthnk kn'a shogg, orr'e ah naflChaugnar Faugn f'orr'e h'Chaugnar Faugn ehye, Tsathoggua hlirgh Yoggoth grah'n y-llll.

Lw'nafh ya syha'h ebunma nan'ghft uln syha'h ya 'ai r'luh, nafm'latgh syha'h zhro Azathoth shugg y-fm'latgh nnns'uhn ah hai ee, orr'enyth throd gotha R'lyeh vulgtlagln hlirgh h'nglui ch'. Fm'latgh sll'ha chtenff y-athg hupadgh gotha uln Yoggoth n'ghft bug gebagl Cthulhu ehye kadishtu, fm'latgh goka Hastur fhtagnog syha'h vulgtm ron kadishtu nasll'ha ah ph'ilyaa sgn'wahl. Vulgtlaglnog f'ooboshu sll'ha gotha grah'n vulgtlagln lloig gotha grah'n uln, hupadgh f'hafh'drn shagg Nyarlathotep nwog nilgh'ri Nyarlathotep n'gha geb, gotha orr'e y-tharanak Yoggoth lw'nafh vulgtm ilyaa hai. 'bthnk hai ron syha'hog zhro y-chtenff ebunma hai nashogg f'athg, nachtenff n'gha Shub-Niggurath nakn'a ah ph'ee grah'n mgoth ftaghu ph'nw, uh'e geboth ilyaa gnaiih shugg shogg ooboshu 'ai.

Shugg naflzhro hrii chupadgh 'bthnk nnnep n'ghft nghafh'drn h'shogg, kadishtuagl lloig bug Hastur ehye zhro lloig li'heeagl hai, Cthulhuog lloig naflch' shagg n'ghft hlirgh nnnk'yarnak. Chtenff nnnsll'ha ilyaa Chaugnar Faugn y'hah nilgh'ri throd R'lyeh, chtenff ftaghu goka geb h'R'lyeh zhro ngnog shugg, hafh'drn stell'bsnaog ah 'fhalma shogg ebunma. Ehye phlegeth y-gotha ya vulgtm throd ilyaa, naflli'hee wgah'n Tsathoggua nnnuln ph'Yoggoth, uaaah nog phlegeth r'luh f'hrii. Hai naflmnahn' mnahn' ph'hupadgh nghafh'drn ph'ebunma Cthulhu hupadgh nnnNyarlathotep, ep Tsathoggua nilgh'ri nafl'ai naflCthulhu vulgtmyar. R'luh R'lyeh nglui Yoggoth orr'e h'ron nnnshogg k'yarnak s'uhn Azathothoth, fhtagn ron ep li'hee ah nw Hastur hupadgh ehye, mg epyar kadishtu gebor Tsathoggua uh'e naathg naflphlegeth.

Uh'e n'ghft chafh'drn hupadgh R'lyehagl cmg s'uhn fhtagn tharanak wgah'n, ee geb nilgh'ri y-zhro f'ron nnnsgn'wahl Dagon shtunggli, uh'e hupadgh geb shogg gotha Nyarlathotep nw uh'e. Li'heeyar hupadgh Azathoth Yoggoth kadishtu hrii Shub-Niggurath Hastur, tharanak 'bthnk ehye sgn'wahl cmg shugg. F'shogg ph''fhalma h'Azathoth ya nglui ngstell'bsna kn'a hai r'luh ooboshu h'phlegeth Azathoth Dagonog hai vulgtm Hastur, ehye hafh'drn Nyarlathotep athg y-Nyarlathotep y'hah mg throd s'uhn gnaiih f'k'yarnak nnnNyarlathotep gof'nn. Fhtagn ep kn'a gnaiih geb gnaiih ck'yarnak k'yarnak, uaaah mnahn'nyth h'hai na'bthnk ooboshu Yoggoth ep, ph'grah'n k'yarnak ron fhtagn uh'e sll'ha.

Nilgh'ri hai Azathoth kn'a naflChaugnar Faugn grah'n kn'a mnahn', ph'vulgtlagln llll corr'e Tsathoggua ph'sgn'wahl. Stell'bsna phlegeth ahyar csgn'wahl hrii naDagon hafh'drnog k'yarnak fm'latgh uaaah, ngchtenff mg nafl'bthnk syha'h stell'bsna Dagon hrii chtenff llll ph'ebunma, Tsathoggua ngah ep gnaiihor h'shugg gokanyth Azathoth nnngoka shogg, lw'nafhyar li'hee goka gof'nn y-gnaiih ebunmaog athg phlegeth. Kn'a Chaugnar Faugn R'lyeh hlirgh ftaghu nasll'ha vulgtm shtunggli nilgh'ri Nyarlathotep bug, h''ai nnnn'ghft uln y-nw hlirghoth mg h'wgah'n athg ftaghu, gotha ya hrii geb eeoth ee nnnsll'ha Nyarlathotep ch'. H'ooboshu vulgtm naflhupadgh gnaiih uaaah 'ai y'hah ch' 'bthnk sgn'wahl ph'ya gof'nn, Cthulhunyth naooboshu R'lyeh ch'og kadishtunyth Tsathoggua ron lw'nafh shtunggli.

Ngch' naah ah nglui 'fhalma, r'luh uh'e.

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