Cthuvian Ipsum Generator

A lorem ipsun generator based on H.P.Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos
Code based on Mathew Tinsley's PHP Lorem Ipsum
Wordlist from Cthuvian / English dictionary at www.yog-sothoth.com forums
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Cthulhuor ebunma s'uhn, mnahn' bug naCthulhu ebunma sll'ha bug f'mnahn', athg uh'e h'vulgtm grah'n syha'h Nyarlathotep chtenff. Uh'e hafh'drn sgn'wahl naflR'lyeh nnnhafh'drn nafluh'e, mnahn' ftaghu orr'e throdyar shagg Chaugnar Faugn, hlirgh zhro orr'e nggof'nn. Goka nog Dagon throd shtunggli Shub-Niggurath cNyarlathotep uaaah shugg n'gha ebunma, Yoggoth ngvulgtm k'yarnakor uln h'tharanak ilyaa Cthulhu fm'latgh nnnshogg, uaaah hafh'drn f'goka zhro n'ghft hupadgh gnaiih nnnwgah'n syha'h. Ep ph'ron ehye sll'ha 'fhalma hrii chai uh'e, stell'bsna gof'nn uh'e nog f'grah'n h'wgah'n athgyar, fhtagn ph'y'hah Tsathogguanyth lw'nafh ph'llll shaggyar.

Hai mg shagg R'lyeh ph'uaaah y'hah Dagon syha'h hafh'drn shtunggli, gnaiih k'yarnak Hastur Yoggoth hlirghagl Shub-Niggurath stell'bsna bug li'hee ee, zhro nilgh'ri nog uln hrii mg li'hee ep. Kn'a Yoggoth f'orr'e y'hah chtenff uaaah fm'latghor h'zhro vulgtlagln Shub-Niggurath nachtenff, ftaghu nglui tharanak kn'a zhrooth ya shtunggli Chaugnar Faugn orr'e. Nyarlathotep phlegeth nnnhai nw Cthulhunyth ee nanglui uh'e, ngDagon uh'e n'ghft lloig mnahn' vulgtlagln shugg, ebunma ph'ftaghu ph'kadishtu li'heeor s'uhn Cthulhu. Vulgtlagln naflHastur s'uhn nnnshogg phlegeth 'bthnk nglui hafh'drn ngzhro nnnnog ooboshu hupadgh n'ghft ehye, n'ghft 'fhalma y-hafh'drn hupadgh 'bthnk fhtagn Chaugnar Faugn f'nilgh'ri Cthulhu ehye uln Hasturyar shogg, s'uhn n'ghaoth vulgtm cmg fhtagn shagg sgn'wahl cHastur nw R'lyeh li'hee goka.

Li'hee lloig f'goka f's'uhn shagg throd Azathoth geb syha'h Dagon, throd y'hah 'fhalma ep lw'nafh nognyth shagg orr'e Chaugnar Faugn, Cthulhu nnnshogg ehye uh'e shoggoth li'hee naflhrii nnnfm'latgh. Vulgtm ehye y-phlegeth phlegeth ph'hupadgh k'yarnak bugog ph'hai mnahn' nageb naflhlirgh nawgah'n nglloig Yoggoth, hafh'drn vulgtlagln Nyarlathotep ehye goka hafh'drn ch' geb uaaahagl f'bug wgah'n. Hai ehye Hastur llll hafh'drn n'ghft 'bthnk kadishtu, syha'h r'luh nglui ngshugg nog y'hah f'kn'a, hafh'drn lw'nafh y'hah shugg ch' uaaahnyth. Llll chtenffyar ftaghu uh'e ee naflilyaa Nyarlathotep stell'bsna nw Azathoth, n'gha vulgtlagln Azathoth naftaghu hrii nashogg sgn'wahl ah nanw chafh'drn, uh'e yayar 'fhalma Tsathoggua cnilgh'ri fm'latgh geb hriinyth.

Sll'ha vulgtlagln r'luh uh'e athg lw'nafh Yoggothnyth sll'haagl, ph'chtenff h'Azathoth hlirgh hafh'drn ph'hai ron hafh'drn stell'bsnaoth, Azathoth h'n'gha 'bthnk Dagon orr'e Cthulhu. Nw geb grah'n sgn'wahl athg grah'n nog ya Azathoth nnngoka ee hupadgh, ph'nilgh'ri y-hafh'drn ya shtunggli uln ooboshu Chaugnar Faugn vulgtlagln naflllll Chaugnar Faugn, s'uhnor tharanak r'luh athg hupadgh naflfm'latgh y'hah R'lyehoth ftaghu Chaugnar Faugn. Ooboshuagl hrii chtenff kadishtu cilyaa ep shtunggli hrii, hlirgh s'uhn shtunggli nog uln lloig y-llll y-uh'e, h'Chaugnar Faugn shtunggli throd n'ghft Yoggoth shtunggli. Stell'bsna llll Shub-Niggurath Chaugnar Faugn 'fhalma tharanak 'fhalma hai Cthulhu kn'aor chtenff, h'gnaiih naflmg R'lyeh li'hee mnahn' f'vulgtlagln k'yarnak grah'n 'ai syha'h 'fhalma, fhtagn lloig fhtagn hupadgh naya vulgtm nog hrii hafh'drn.

Hlirgh naflsll'ha n'gha tharanak Hastur shugg 'bthnk vulgtlagln ftaghu s'uhn Chaugnar Faugn ph'stell'bsna, shogg haior nilgh'rior hlirgh zhro bug k'yarnakyar Yoggoth orr'e n'ghft, cgotha hai stell'bsna lw'nafh ilyaa hrii hlirgh gotha ph'ftaghu fhtagnyar. Nglui y-'fhalma mnahn' ep Hastur Cthulhu grah'nagl vulgtlagln ilyaa nnnwgah'n, ftaghu mgyar nnnshugg hlirgh 'ai Tsathoggua athg h'ooboshu gotha, f'Dagon ebunma y-nilgh'ri R'lyeh Dagon bug ch' hafh'drn. Gotha ph'ron natharanak vulgtlagln ch' kadishtu nnnphlegeth cfm'latgh vulgtm ah n'ghft n'ghaagl gof'nn nilgh'ri, tharanak cgoka n'ghaog f'sll'ha nggrah'n ep 'bthnk tharanak f'hafh'drn phlegeth nakn'a ep. Ehye ep li'hee y-sll'ha, mg athg nnnbug gotha, Azathoth hafh'drn.

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